The MrFedex 2016 New Employee Handbook

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Jan 3, 2016.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Thanks, Joe. How many of your fellow employees have been summarily fired after a customer complaint? I know of quite a few, and if it's a big customer, they aren't going to ever reinstate you anyway because Fred might lose a nickel. I've also known plenty who deserved to get canned, but many more who did something minor or nothing at all, and were shown the door.
     
  2. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    You're just a dog-collar and leash away from your masters. Of course, you don't have a problem. How many different usernames are you posting under at various sites these days? God, you are a poor excuse for a shill.
     
  3. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    "I accuse you of something because you did it, and I know you did it because why would I accuse you of it if you didn't?" It's that kind of brilliant thinking that has led you to the fine status that you enjoy on this very board!
     
  4. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    Only one, and that's MrFedEx. Why do you ask?
     
  5. Serf

    Serf Active Member

    Thanks for the input. I would be well over 59 and a half. And I'll fork over to Uncle Sam what I owe, and take the 50 or so grand and put in under my mattress. The idea of getting less than 200 bucks a month from the annuity FedEx shopped for me seems like a monthly insult.
     
  6. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    I've always been comped for expenses quickly as well. They cut the check within a week or two at the most. It helps a ton to have all your paperwork/receipts in order, though.
     
  7. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Shill compensation always goes more quickly.
     
  8. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Yes... correctly entered expenses for a company assignment with a timely rubber stamp from one's manager tends to move things quickly.
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Fedex sounds fun.
     
  10. outtatime

    outtatime Active Member

    If you love delivering envelopes it is.
     
  11. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Not anymore.
     
  12. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    I wish someone else had delivered the 133 lb envelope on my truck today.
     
  13. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    That's a big envelope, probably should have at least used one of those fancy free little boxes you guys use.
     
  14. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Mr. Upstater: The is a 60 day rollover window into an IRA or other qualified plan. I'm not a CPA but I worked for H&R Block for 10 years but it has been a few years since I worked for them and the rules may have been updated or changed but I think the 60 day rule is still in place but I do know that the 10% penalty still exists. In my time I have known quite a few people who didn't know about the rules or the penalty and it cost them dearly.
     
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Single digit midget!

    There is no penalty if you roll the funds over to a qualified plan within the 60 days.
     
  16. outtatime

    outtatime Active Member

    I think you missed the joke.
     
  17. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    Remember that there are a few here who complicate things as much as they can, then complain about how long it takes for them to get their issues resolved.
     
  18. 59 Dano

    59 Dano Some of my best friends are black.

    Gotta get the smart people taken care of first, sonny boy! Back of the line for you.
     
  19. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Summer weeks, no problem around here...
    Nobody gets off between Thanksgiving and Jan 2, That week has been permanently blocked off as of two years ago, oh the tears from the CRRs who haven't had school age children in 3 decades, but needlessly take the school holiday weeks "just because" Thank goodness for no kids or I might be bothered.
     
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  20. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    LOL! We're talking about a company that loves to complicate the living crap out of what should be a pretty simple job.

    If that's the case, you shouldn't even be in line at all.