The Skank Weasel

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Sep 17, 2016.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    For you new people out there, just a reminder that our Fearless Dear Leader always has your best interests at heart and that he is a man of character and honor.

    The Fred Smith Wall of Shame Hit List: Feel free to add any I've missed.

    1. DUI murderer

    2. Embezzler

    3. Insider trading

    4. Philanderer/Womanizer

    5. Killer of the following:

    a. The Traditional Pension

    b. Profit Sharing

    c. Jumpseat

    d. Shift Differentials

    e. Affordable, quality insurance

    f. PSP

    6. Union buster

    7. Political heavyweight/extortionist with plenty of dirty money for willing politicians

    8. Creator of the Ground scam

    9. GOP "Ranger"

    10. Liar of the highest order.

    Yes, he IS a major scumbag, but he's our douche-in-charge, the Skank Weasel. Don't believe me? Do some research.
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2016
  2. Route 66

    Route 66 Bent Member

    11. He's fat
  3. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    I dunno.

    I do kinda' like his shoes.
  4. Skank Smith

    Skank Smith New Member

    All true...but he does fly penquins to zoos !!
  5. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Pandas, penguins, sea lions...anything he can get good PR from. I wish he would fly himself to Hell.
  6. NonyaBiznes

    NonyaBiznes Yanked Out My Purple-Blood I.V. In 2000!

    5g) IPP
    5h) BPP
    5i) Swing Pay For RTD's
    5j) $.50 For Doubles/Pups
  7. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Disaffected Philistine

    5k) TRIPP
  8. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Please explain all the acronyms.
  9. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Disaffected Philistine

    Individual Performance Pay, Best Practice Pay, Top of Range Performance Pay. And last but not least...Personnel Screwed for Profit.
  10. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Yes. Mysterious how all of these have disappeared. All for our own good, of course.