These pants suck

[OrioN]

Made in China.

For skinny Asian dudes.

Sooo, why not order them in Feedah drivah sizes, and tighten the waist up with a belt?

That way, you have ball room for pocket billiards between stops!

 

[Box Ox]

But that cool breeze feels so good.

It’s all fun and games until you forget not to slam the bulkhead door on the snake.

 

[MyTripisCut]

And wink at every customer after the inevitable tear.

I just tell the. “Nope! That is not my ballsack. It is bubblegum stuck to my pants”.

 

[sailfish]

@sailfish ???

My legs pump my elastic-enlaced denim out quite well, thank you very much. It's such a satisfying feeling, having that fabric hugging your thighs as you slide your leg in. Then you flex your quads and point your toes to tighten your calves and watch the material stretch across and form to every hard, detailed line. MMMM!

 

[Operational needs]

My legs pump my elastic-enlaced denim out quite well, thank you very much. It's such a satisfying feeling, having that fabric hugging your thighs as you slide your leg in. Then you flex your quads and point your toes to tighten your calves and watch the material stretch across and form to every hard, detailed line. MMMM!

Dear Penthouse...

 

[sailfish]

Dear Penthouse...

You're right. I should become an erotic novelist. Make Fifty Shades look like a coloring book.

 

[wayfair]

You talking Hammer Pants or what?

pants? what pants??

 

[Box Ox]

pants? what pants??

What a great time and place that would have been for @Indecisi0n to have been alive.

 

[Operational needs]

pants? what pants??

I wonder if he’s ever embarrassed now at the banana in his underwear in that video. Lol.

 

[wayfair]

I wonder if he’s ever embarrassed now at the banana in his underwear in that video. Lol.

it's not underwear, it's a banana hammock.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I wonder if he’s ever embarrassed now at the banana in his underwear in that video. Lol.

Mmmmmm banana

 

[Operational needs]

Mmmmmm banana

Did you see him working that banana?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Did you see him working that banana?

You know we did gurrrrlllllllll

 

[iruhnman630]

Amazing how drivers were able to deliver wearing only long pants and no shorts for so many years.

Better them than me.

 

[iruhnman630]

Piece of advice: order 2 sizes up.

Then they might fit. No guarantees.

 

[cosmo1]

My legs pump my elastic-enlaced denim out quite well, thank you very much. It's such a satisfying feeling, having that fabric hugging your thighs as you slide your leg in. Then you flex your quads and point your toes to tighten your calves and watch the material stretch across and form to every hard, detailed line. MMMM!

Lululemons?

You're right. I should become an erotic novelist. Make Fifty Shades look like a coloring book.

In an alternative sort of way.

 

[sailfish]

Lululemons?

Men's jeans.

In an alternative sort of way.

Yeah I highly doubt they'd share any audience crossover.

 

[retired2000]

Use to wear wool pants in the winter with a patch on your butt they smelled when they got wet and you would get shocked from sliding across the seat

 

[Covemastah]

Can't touch this

Wouldn’t stop you !!!

 

[Covemastah]

Amazing how drivers were able to deliver wearing only long pants and no shorts for so many years.

And shaved !!!!