Thought you guys would get a kick out of this. Insane HOA cult calls the cops on any delivery driver entering their complex

[takesteady]

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/n4pebo

 

[clean hairy]

This should start a revolt against the HOA now that every one is placed on will call, due to the HOA not wanting our vehicles on the property!

 

[takesteady]

As much as I rag on the drivers here who on us PTers, I really do respect y’all so much for putting up with this kind of abuse

 

[Wally]

As much as I rag on the drivers here who * on us PTers, I really do respect y’all so much for putting up with this kind of abuse

What abuse? This is one person, not the HOA. I would rev the engine and lay on the horn like a newbie supervisor. Revenge is ours!

 

[oldngray]

What abuse? This is one person, not the HOA. I would rev the engine and lay on the horn like a newbie supervisor. Revenge is ours!

Every HOA has at least one Dave

 

[Wally]

Every HOA has at least one Dave

The person complaining should buy 100 acres or more in a remote area and gate their entrance road.

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

This HOA busybody has a poor understanding of what “no trespassing” means. It’s not parking at the end of the communal driveway and walking off the delivery, it’s don’t step foot in that neighborhood at all. The first time police were called should have made the entire neighborhood will call.

 

[allahuakbar]

Refused, Didn’t want.

 

[Wally]

How to drive through the HOA neighborhood:

 

[Wally]

 

[Zowert]

If I had to deal with that BS on my route they would be my very last stop every day. During peak that means I’d be showing up around 10pm each night. Looks like I should back down this private driveway, gotta leave yourself an out! This means I need to honk the horn every 5 seconds. My pkg car has the flickering red and yellow hazards that resemble the lights on construction vehicles, at night they’re very bright. I’d make sure those were on as I backed all the way down while tooting the horn every 2 seconds just to be safe. I might even bring a good Bluetooth speaker so I can put ‘Danger Zone’ by Kenny Loggins on full blast. Oh and my bulkhead door is a real MF’er, I gotta really slam it.

Go ahead and call corporate. The number is on the back of my truck.

 

[Zowert]

This should start a revolt against the HOA now that every one is placed on will call, due to the HOA not wanting our vehicles on the property!

This is the answer. There is a street on my route that gets closed off for a ‘block party’ a full week every summer. So I had to walk off the small pieces. I got permission to put irregs on will call if they wouldn’t let me drive down the street to deliver them. It only took two days for the neighborhood to get it, now they come running up to move the road blocks when they see me pull up. “I’m not driving down to their hub to get my sofa! Let the UPS guy in!”

 

[GenericUsername]

This is the answer. There is a street on my route that gets closed off for a ‘block party’ a full week every summer. So I had to walk off the small pieces. I got permission to put irregs on will call if they wouldn’t let me drive down the street to deliver them. It only took two days for the neighborhood to get it, now they come running up to move the road blocks when they see me pull up. “I’m not driving down to their hub to get my sofa! Let the UPS guy in!”

Where I deliver the communities tend to resurface the roads during the summer time. I won't drive into a single one of them if I see it. Everything will be futured for the next week...minus the hospice medication. For those I'll walk to the house and deliver but I'll be damned if Karen is getting her Amazon packages.