Trump to meet with Kim Yong Un

[Jones]

Cohen Testimony Leaves Kim Jong Un Doubting Whether Trump Can Be Trusted

HANOI(The Borowitz Report)—The testimony of the former Trump lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, has left the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, concerned that Donald J. Trump “cannot be trusted,” sources close to Kim revealed on Wednesday.
Kim reportedly was glued to his television as Cohen’s testimony was beamed live to Hanoi, and his “jaw dropped” at the lawyer’s revelations about Trump’s mendacity and unethical business practices, according to the sources.
“Dear Leader became increasingly alarmed about the picture Cohen was painting of Trump,” one source said. “At one point, he turned to the rest of us and said, ‘What kind of lowlife am I dealing with?’ ”
According to the source, Kim was also disturbed by what he saw as the “stunningly disingenuous and unsavory” behavior by some of Cohen’s interrogators on the congressional panel.
“That Jim Jordan seems like a real dick,” Kim reportedly said.

 

[bacha29]

Yeah that's why Putin is threatening us cause we've been sucking up to him. Time to refresh your talking points

Like any politician and in Putin's case an autocratic one he looks for opportunities to test the West . The Russian's have been doing it since the day's of Joseph Stalin and like Stalin Putin will seek capitalize on a cracks he can make in NATO and exploit them to the fullest. Furthermore he has made it clear that he has one goal in mind and that is to rebuild the Soviet empire and to bring the former Warsaw Pact nations back under his control.

 

[Sportello]

 

[newfie]

Like any politician and in Putin's case an autocratic one he looks for opportunities to test the West . The Russian's have been doing it since the day's of Joseph Stalin and like Stalin Putin will seek capitalize on a cracks he can make in NATO and exploit them to the fullest. Furthermore he has made it clear that he has one goal in mind and that is to rebuild the Soviet empire and to bring the former Warsaw Pact nations back under his control.

ok , situation normal then . but yet for some reason he's not the fawning parental figure to trump you libs keep trying to present him as.

certainly one who has such a blackmailed dominance over trump that you libs claim Putin has would not need to try to threaten Trump when he could simply command him.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Cohen Testimony Leaves Kim Jong Un Doubting Whether Trump Can Be Trusted

HANOI(The Borowitz Report)—The testimony of the former Trump lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, has left the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, concerned that Donald J. Trump “cannot be trusted,” sources close to Kim revealed on Wednesday.
Kim reportedly was glued to his television as Cohen’s testimony was beamed live to Hanoi, and his “jaw dropped” at the lawyer’s revelations about Trump’s mendacity and unethical business practices, according to the sources.
“Dear Leader became increasingly alarmed about the picture Cohen was painting of Trump,” one source said. “At one point, he turned to the rest of us and said, ‘What kind of lowlife am I dealing with?’ ”
According to the source, Kim was also disturbed by what he saw as the “stunningly disingenuous and unsavory” behavior by some of Cohen’s interrogators on the congressional panel.
“That Jim Jordan seems like a real dick,” Kim reportedly said.

LMAO

The New Yorker!!!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Like any politician and in Putin's case an autocratic one he looks for opportunities to test the West . The Russian's have been doing it since the day's of Joseph Stalin and like Stalin Putin will seek capitalize on a cracks he can make in NATO and exploit them to the fullest. Furthermore he has made it clear that he has one goal in mind and that is to rebuild the Soviet empire and to bring the former Warsaw Pact nations back under his control.

Yep, boys will be boys.

 

[Box Ox]

“There’s no denying that this summit was a total failure,” said Victor Cha, a Korea expert in President George W. Bush’s National Security Council who himself negotiated with North Korea in previous talks. “Frankly, it’s a disaster and a disaster of the president’s own making.”

Trump Learns That Love Letters From A Murderous Dictator Don’t Mean Much After All

Think we'll all be in a better place when we acknowledge that Kim isn't going to give up his ing nukes no matter what. Press conference stroke jobs with dictators won't change a thing. Only a military coup, Chinese invasion of North Korea or a really terrible war will change anything. Because while China has strong influence, it isn't going to make any moves that might result in a SK, UN or US troop presence right up to its NK border.

 

[pickup]

Cohen Testimony Leaves Kim Jong Un Doubting Whether Trump Can Be Trusted

HANOI(The Borowitz Report)—The testimony of the former Trump lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, has left the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, concerned that Donald J. Trump “cannot be trusted,” sources close to Kim revealed on Wednesday.
Kim reportedly was glued to his television as Cohen’s testimony was beamed live to Hanoi, and his “jaw dropped” at the lawyer’s revelations about Trump’s mendacity and unethical business practices, according to the sources.
“Dear Leader became increasingly alarmed about the picture Cohen was painting of Trump,” one source said. “At one point, he turned to the rest of us and said, ‘What kind of lowlife am I dealing with?’ ”
According to the source, Kim was also disturbed by what he saw as the “stunningly disingenuous and unsavory” behavior by some of Cohen’s interrogators on the congressional panel.
“That Jim Jordan seems like a real dick,” Kim reportedly said.

Fake news! And you’re the gatekeeper??? Wotta joke!

 

[BrownArmy]

Fake news! And you’re the gatekeeper??? Wotta joke!

It’s a satire column.

 

[newfie]

Cohen Testimony Leaves Kim Jong Un Doubting Whether Trump Can Be Trusted

HANOI(The Borowitz Report)—The testimony of the former Trump lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, has left the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, concerned that Donald J. Trump “cannot be trusted,” sources close to Kim revealed on Wednesday.
Kim reportedly was glued to his television as Cohen’s testimony was beamed live to Hanoi, and his “jaw dropped” at the lawyer’s revelations about Trump’s mendacity and unethical business practices, according to the sources.
“Dear Leader became increasingly alarmed about the picture Cohen was painting of Trump,” one source said. “At one point, he turned to the rest of us and said, ‘What kind of lowlife am I dealing with?’ ”
According to the source, Kim was also disturbed by what he saw as the “stunningly disingenuous and unsavory” behavior by some of Cohen’s interrogators on the congressional panel.
“That Jim Jordan seems like a real dick,” Kim reportedly said.

so the dems undermined the nuke talks by running this three ring circus while our president was trying to negotiate nuclear peace?

Think we'll all be in a better place when we acknowledge that Kim isn't going to give up his ing nukes no matter what. Press conference stroke jobs with dictators won't change a thing. Only a military coup, Chinese invasion of North Korea or a really terrible war will change anything. Because while China has strong influence, it isn't going to make any moves that might result in a SK, UN or US troop presence right up to its NK border.

similar things were said during the Reagan/ Gorbi nuke talks . We have to try , the alternative is no good.

 

[pickup]

It’s a satire column.

Satyr - a man with a horse’s ears and tail as described in Greek mythology. Mythology ,synonymous with Fake News.

 

[upsbeernut]

Hopefully something comes out of this

kim is very honest and trump believes everything he says

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

kim is very honest and trump believes everything he says

I won't .... In your mouth?
LMAO

 

[DriveInDriѵeOut]

so the dems undermined the nuke talks by running this three ring circus while our president was trying to negotiate nuclear peace?

Your tears are glorious.
Carry on.

 

[El Correcto]

so the dems undermined the nuke talks by running this three ring circus while our president was trying to negotiate nuclear peace?



similar things were said during the Reagan/ Gorbi nuke talks . We have to try , the alternative is no good.

Report: North Korean generals love anti-Trump MSNBC show 'Morning Joe,' watch it daily

Lol

 

[newfie]

kim is very honest and trump believes everything he says

Trump is trying to build a relationship with Kim as part of the negotiation process.

He could try the I'm going to beat your ass if you dont do what I tell you routine which we have tried for the last 65 years without success i suppose.

 

[trickpony1]

Trump is trying to build a relationship with Kim as part of the negotiation process.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer of course Mr. Creative, DIDO, doesn't understand things like this.

He still subscribes to the playground mentality of "my dad can beat up your dad".

 

[DriveInDriѵeOut]

He still subscribes to the playground mentality of "my dad can beat up your dad".

He did until he finally broke down and had to stop posturing about his nuclear button on Twitter.

Now he goes over to Kim's territory and gets on his knees begging for a deal. Art of the fail.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Think we'll all be in a better place when we acknowledge that Kim isn't going to give up his ing nukes no matter what. Press conference stroke jobs with dictators won't change a thing. Only a military coup, Chinese invasion of North Korea or a really terrible war will change anything. Because while China has strong influence, it isn't going to make any moves that might result in a SK, UN or US troop presence right up to its NK border.

I like that and I am afraid you are correct.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer of course Mr. Creative, DIDO, doesn't understand things like this.

He still subscribes to the playground mentality of "my dad can beat up your dad".

I’m surprised he has kids but he is probably lying about that too.