Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
Switch hitter?No way
Switch hitter?No way
Mickey MantleSwitch hitter?
Why limitSwitch hitter?
Who caresMickey Mantle
The bestMickey Mantle
Great lubeBecause poop
Is dirty?
I disagreeThe best
Yeah, sure...Great lube
Finger stinkBecause poop
Is dirty?
Try itYeah, sure...
3 daysFinger stink
Not 43 days
Four fingers?Not 4
Who meThe best
Two thumbsFour fingers?
Of courseWho me
Big toeTwo thumbs
That’s rightOf course
Eleven toesBig toe