Uniform and appearance standards

[Jackburton]

Awwww, shucks. You're gonna make me blush :$



No, no I wouldn't.



Go with the stache but go porn-stache. B!tches LOVE the porn-stache!!!

*I've had people ask me what it takes to be a driver. After I tell them a few little things I finish it off by, "You'll have to shave that beard/goatee off but you can keep the stache." 90% off these huaahs reply, "SCREW THAT!!!" Closer = "You wouldn't shave your face for $80k/year???" To my surprise, most of them say "NO!!" Huaahs!!!

They can keep thier beard, it will serve them well soaking up all the soup in the line. I don't remember seeing anyone with a beard at McDonald's now that I think about it.