Unknown union guy

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Holydriver, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. Holydriver

    Holydriver Active Member

    I got home from work around 8pm last night. Around 805pm an unknown guy from my local knocked in my door. He had a paper I filled out and mailed to the union so I knew he was legit. I let the dude in and he asks if we can have a 20 minute meeting to discuss "free benefits the union offers" that will benefit not only me but my girlfriend as well. I scheduled a meeting with the guy, but I'm kind of wandering if anyone knows what the hell I should expect.

    I should have asked last night but I just got home, my feet were cold and wet, my belly was empty, and I didn't yet have a beer in my hand. Three problems that were much more dire than talking to him.
  2. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    My guess
    Life Insurance
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  3. Inthegame

    Inthegame Well-Known Member

    Winner winner, chicken dinner. It is life insurance, from a union life insurer.
    If they give you the hard sell, tell the guy you will be contacting your local union.
  4. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    As soon as he says life insurance, he will hear "no thank you! and you have 60 seconds to get out!"
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Whole life.

    Tell them no thanks.
  6. Holydriver

    Holydriver Active Member

    Eh, I'm a veteran, my veterans group life insurance is sufficient. Plus VA disability pays for it. Free for me! I'll tell him to bolt asap. Thanks fellers
  7. Number24

    Number24 #24

    You shouldn't talk to strangers bro
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  8. Holydriver

    Holydriver Active Member

    Once he mentioned free stuff I was hooked. I knew it wasn't smart to talk to him since I had never met him before, but the word FREE gets me every time. I'm hoping he offers union funded college tuition and stuff
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    He isn't a 5 year old...
  10. Number24

    Number24 #24

    Doesn't matter .. Trust no one
  11. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Overpriced term life insurance here.
  12. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Free Stuff!

  13. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Had that conversation 20 years ago. He kept telling me it was a good deal because it was through the international. With a Sicilian accent.
  14. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I hope the Teamsters are getting a good kick back from these idiots they let use their name. Teamster credit cards are another gimmick.
  15. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut This Is The Last Stop

    These people call me every year. If they showed up at my door I'd be a lot less polite than I am on the phone that's for sure.
  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'm use to having strange men knock at my door late in the evening.
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    When you answered the door, what were you wearing?
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    A tight cream colored nightly.
  19. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli