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I was sick last week and felt 
ty the last few days (no fever, no acute respiratory, no covid). I don't wanna get coronavirus because a cold or influenza already had me sick. I wore a mask and like 2 minutes after I stepped in the building, my steward, a sup, and security walked me to the road and firmly "suggested" I take the day.
Anyway it was a free R/O and they told me to call when I feel better and until then, call every day to confirm the R/O. They'll continue to punch me for entitlements to maintain insurance. That $500 bottle of scotch at Christmas was worth every cent.
So for all my fellow quitters, show up to work with a mask. Free vacation. Not sure when I'm gonna go back yet. We will see.
In the meantime I have masks for sale $250/ea and that's with the UPS discount. (I'm kidding please don't arrest me for price gouging like all the idiots on ebay are).
Edit: Please stay home if you develop a flash fever or have problems breathing while talking or sleeping. Prevent pneumonia by clearing your lungs regularly. Get tested if you develop a dry cough and any fever.
ty the last few days (no fever, no acute respiratory, no covid). I don't wanna get coronavirus because a cold or influenza already had me sick. I wore a mask and like 2 minutes after I stepped in the building, my steward, a sup, and security walked me to the road and firmly "suggested" I take the day.Anyway it was a free R/O and they told me to call when I feel better and until then, call every day to confirm the R/O. They'll continue to punch me for entitlements to maintain insurance. That $500 bottle of scotch at Christmas was worth every cent.
So for all my fellow quitters, show up to work with a mask. Free vacation. Not sure when I'm gonna go back yet. We will see.
In the meantime I have masks for sale $250/ea and that's with the UPS discount. (I'm kidding please don't arrest me for price gouging like all the idiots on ebay are).
Edit: Please stay home if you develop a flash fever or have problems breathing while talking or sleeping. Prevent pneumonia by clearing your lungs regularly. Get tested if you develop a dry cough and any fever.
