UPS Pickup lines?

imjanedoe

banned slut
Any time after air commit:
“sorry I’m late it was a big load this morning I couldn’t wait to get off”
Customer: it’s ok just leave it for me here. You have a good one !!
*looks back* 😏 I do
Customer: can u tap that for me when u go

Everyone loves happy honkers. Make everyone feel special. I love the free waters. They’re even sorry when it’s only room temp 💕

I rather get a heavier plate of food on the fly any day in browns tho! Shout out to the ppl working in the kitchen 🥵 ok byeeee
 

imjanedoe

banned slut
I got an Amazon box for you. Can I get some head?
The Amazon logo looks like a curved 🍆
U already know
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