UPSers calling into work this time of year

[Wally]

Do you get paid extra for all that?

Technically yes for sick days. Someone close buying the ranch, not so much. We get paid to attend the festivities.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You are a sick, sick, sicko.

I reported myself

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

Do you get paid extra for all that?

Grab a dictionary and look up sarcasm.

 

[Raw]

Why call in sick, been in the high 70`s down here in Florida! Perfect temps!

 

[clean hairy]

Just do not call in sick and do like Ferris Bueller!

 

[542thruNthru]

Just do not call in sick and do like Ferris Bueller!

So... have your mom call in sick for you?

 

[DowntownTillman]

Down here we don't call in... We text in! Why talk to them when you can add a *cough cough* because I'm sitting on the toilet and can't speak right now.

This also comes in handy when you just didn't seem to get that text about start time...oops you should have called!