UPS's New Commercial:

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BMWSauber1991, Sep 7, 2013.

  1. BMWSauber1991

    BMWSauber1991 Member

    At least the executives speak honestly for themselves haha

    Oh and for those that like college football, GO DUCKS!
  2. Individual

    Individual New Member

    Why does everyone in that commercial get to say they're happy except the Driver?
  3. mixyo

    mixyo Active Member

    Mr. Lippman!
  4. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Newsflash!!!!!: Cause UPS doesn't care if hourlies are happy.
  5. BMWSauber1991

    BMWSauber1991 Member

    ​That was the funny part about the commercial. haha
  6. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Spoof the video, add Customer= What is Emergency Conditions?
  7. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    ​The driver has My Choice.
  8. ORLY!?!

    ORLY!?! Master Loader

    Customer is never happy.
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Looks like a perfectly acceptable DR residence to me so why would the customer need mychoice.
  10. mixyo

    mixyo Active Member

    Neither are the UPS employees.

    ​Only people who are happy are the ones counting the profits.
  11. didyousheetit

    didyousheetit Active Member

    What if the package is damaged and the consinee knows it. Checks online for disposition only to find out their package was missed?
  12. chuchu

    chuchu Guest

    Momma NOT happy.
  13. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Because he's from local 251.
  14. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    It's Clarksville - didn't you see the slight smile on the driver's face?

    But even in Clarksville, you don't get paid to be happy, you're simply happy because you enjoy your job:

    In Clarksville, EDD is stop-for-stop spot-on, the load is perfect, it's always a walk-through, pre-load is wrapped three minutes early, your truck is a low-step automatic and a nice ride, and you feel that you are a valued part of a team that you can believe in and get behind.

    In Clarksville, every driver is happy!

    Now go get some sales leads!
  15. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    If the customer would drop the clothes and try those red pumps on for the driver.... 2 birds 1 stone. Just sayin
  16. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    Guess that would be 2 stones, depending on the driver.
  17. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    That driver isn't happy because of the contract his union negotiated for him. What he should be unhappy about though, is that he is about to be fired. That poor guy should have listened to ol ymelord when I give the, "use the method sermon". He is in to big of a hurry, forgot to close bulkhead door, and not caring the box properly.
  18. Nazzrath

    Nazzrath Member

    The driver is so fired. He exited the vehicle with the bulkhead door open, and his mirror is not pulled in. Plus, why would they show off an old ass P5 in a national commercial.
  19. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    Just noticed he parked on the wrong side of the street, this guy is definitely supervisor material.
  20. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    No pen and no delivery notices in shirt pockets. BUSTED