Ways to get fired on topic

[Boywondr]

I remember the weeks I spent off the job when our newborn arrived.
Man, I was never so glad to get back to work and relax after that.

 

[trickpony1]

Cats and the Cradle.

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Hope this helps.
cats in the cradle youtube - Bing

 

[burrheadd]

I doubt that all of the ups employees wives have children at the same time during peak.

although that would be hilarious

 

[Boywondr]

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Hope this helps.
cats in the cradle youtube - Bing

Made my day!

Never did like that song anyway. Too much conviction.

 

[AttackedHawk34]

They did properly staff----he was on the roster----how do you plan for someone who takes him or herself out of the lineup for purely selfish reasons?

I took myself off the roster for a whole week last week when my wife gave birth to our fourth child. UPS will still operate and have someone to deliver them packages.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I took myself off the roster for a whole week last week when my wife gave birth to our fourth child. UPS will still operate and have someone to deliver them packages.

Congrats!

Yours is a newborn-----his is almost a year old----huge difference.

 

[Boywondr]

Congrats!

Yours is a newborn-----his is almost a year old----huge difference.

Depends on what the child weighed at birth.

 

[watdaflock?]

Apparently sexual harassment isn't even enough to be fired at UPS.

 

[burrheadd]

Apparently sexual harassment isn't even enough to be fired at UPS.

Old news

 

[542thruNthru]

Old news

Yeah seriously... I do it almost everyday.

If he doesn't want the attention, he should wear the longer seam shorts!