What is the best answer for "Why are you applying for this position?"

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by freddiefreddie, Jan 22, 2015.

  1. freddiefreddie

    freddiefreddie New Member

    I was a Driver's Helper during peak and now I just noticed they're hiring package handlers
  2. HardknocksUPSer

    HardknocksUPSer Well-Known Member

    I anwsered it as this : to work towards building a career
  3. specter208

    specter208 Active Member

    " I would like to stay here for many years, And I understand I have to start with this position"
  4. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    "Because the county jail was full and the pay is "slightly" better"
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  5. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    "I have back issues and need to get them fixed in about a year"
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  6. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    "To fulfill my fetish of cardboard boxes."
  7. YabetchaPreloader

    YabetchaPreloader New Member

    To fund my crack addiction
  8. mixyo

    mixyo Active Member

    Because I want to
  9. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    "Where else would I be able to steal $200,000 of silver?"
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  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  11. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    In any occupation, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up.
    I realize I have to do that here as well, the money and benefits appear to be a real opportunity for a long career.
    I will have it better than a Proctologist who started at the bottom and never moved up!
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  12. ch317273

    ch317273 When your bank says no, champion says YES

    because my parole officer thinks im ready to take that next step and get a job
  13. Pooter

    Pooter Active Member

    "I have dyslexia, so I'm the perfect candidate for the preload!"
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  14. Justaname

    Justaname Member

    It's a dumb question, the only reason someone enters a physical labor job is because they want or need the money. If there is one job that needs to be replaced with robots it's hr.
  15. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Because I want to work and I do not have a job.
  16. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    "Hire me or I'll go medieval on your arse"!
  17. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    "Because the voices told me to apply."
  18. rod

    rod retired and happy

    What the hells it to ya
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I have a medical condition I'm hiding that needs attending once my insurance kicks in. When's lunch?
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  20. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    There's nothing in my house to eat. Also, my rent, my wife, and my girlfriend are all late.