What is your best reply to,"What is it?"

[a911scanner]

"I don't know, I didn't pack it"
Not funny really, but people do laugh.

 

[SCV good to go sir.]

What is that a big box of money?

Yeh just save me some alright? Hardy har har. Man the total cheese we deal with everyday with some of these clowns.

Get this one a lot as well. Always tell them I won't let them sign for it and I'm keeping the box.

 

[feederrat1]

It's a box. "What's in it?" Stuff.

 

[Operational needs]

What is that a big box of money?

Yeh just save me some alright? Hardy har har. Man the total cheese we deal with everyday with some of these clowns.

Yep. Everyone's a comedian, or thinks they are.

 

[dumbmuthertrucker]

What is that a big box of money?

Yeh just save me some alright? Hardy har har. Man the total cheese we deal with everyday with some of these clowns.

My response to that one is, "Yeah, and you're a big tipper, right?"

 

[Re-Raise]

Tiny Condoms.com

 

[clean hairy]

If it says on the box "Cheese of the month" for example, and you tell them "If I had to guess, it might be cheese" while pointing out the printing on the box.
The expression on thier face is priceless!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If it says on the box "Cheese of the month" for example, and you tell them "If I had to guess, it might be cheese" while pointing out the printing on the box.
The expression on thier face is priceless!

Do you remember when Beanie Babies first came out? Their boxes proudly displayed their contents. It got to the point where the company was forced to change their boxes.

 

[asphaltcowboy]

Can't dr the yetis them expensive coolers unless you do rear door. I will not leave. Big box displaying yeti on a front porch

 

[Jackburton]

"Not sure, but it's for xxxx". I don't have time to joke around I suppose.

 

[BigUnionGuy]

Dickfer ?