What would you do if..
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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That was originally posted on Reddit and was written by a UPS driver. "Don't touch, leave area" is part of the company safety mantra.
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Laugh, leave the package, ring the bell and go on my merry way, as usual.
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
I'd put on a mask and gloves then carefully remove the contents of the packages, discard the shipping and packing material, disinfect the contents with an FDA-approved disinfectant for at least thirty seconds, then leave it at the door BUT I wouldn't touch the door, then I'd leave.
Just kidding. Assuming I'd even read it, I'd just drop the package at the door and scram.
Working4the1%
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Just give her a Hall and Oates........."I can't go for that........noooo no can do".
Indecisi0n
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I would cough on the note.
dezguy
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I love notes like that. Not a please or thank you anywhere.
Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.
"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."
Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your
on the porch and you can watch my ass walking down your driveway, back to my truck.
Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.
"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."
Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your
on the porch and you can watch my ass walking down your driveway, back to my truck.
AB831
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I kick it into overdrive when I see stuff like that. I try to be halfway to the next street by the time they reach the door.I love notes like that. Not a please or thank you anywhere.
Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.
"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."
Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your
AB831
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I wonder if her name is Karen
dezguy
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Not me, I take my sweet time so they can watch me walking away.
Now, if you leave me a pleasant note, with a couple please and thank yous, I'm a lot more willing to wait around for you.
Star B
White Lightening
I'd leave it outside the door. I'm not UPS, so it doesn't apply to me. Heck, even "Please FedEx man" don't concern me, they must be talking about FX Corp, not FXE. Now, if it says "FedEx Express driver, please...." then maybe. Extra bonus points if they go "FEDERAL EXPRESS CORPORATION EXPRESS DRIVER". They get a keyboard with capslock glued on.
If she was a hottie you would wait....I love notes like that. Not a please or thank you anywhere.
Haven't seen one like that but have gotten plenty of notes from people with video doorbells, since they've come up in popularity.
"Ring the bell and wait for me to answer. Once I see who it is, wait for me to come to the door."
Yeaaaaah this is an NSR. I'll ring the bell, leave your
dezguy
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No doubt but unless I've been to that stop before, how would I know?
floridays
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Settle down.Brunette, Latina? Aye Papi
Fred's Myth
Nonhyphenated American
Reminds me of the time as a swing, I delivered to a house that had the front door opened. As my eyes adjusted to the darker interior of the house, I saw a nice looking female dressed in a miniskirt and frilly apron, bent over with a whisk broom and a dustpan, derriere facing me. She slowly stood up, looked at me, and exclaimed "You're not the regular FedEx driver!"Brunette, Latina? Aye Papi
I still laugh every time I think about that incident. The regular driver was near retirement age. I found a new respect for him!
dezguy
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Always enjoy the surprise stops when a hot girl answers the door in a towel because she just got out of the shower.
Always thought that was just playboy article stuff. Then I became a courier.
