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...I will just point this out instead. If I am below average intelligence and "all the explaining in the world blah blah blah" was the point both of were trying to make, why not say it in simple terms?

Please see post above where I state "...I think you are a simple-minded ass Toady..."

Please add to that "...with a reading comprehension problem"
 

atatbl

Well-Known Member
Yuk, yuk, yuk, good one, let's see who can fart the loudest & post pictures of cats

I have never had such a competition. You're a silly goose.

Also, I would not doubt it if my posting of cat pictures on this forum (which is not even technically affiliated with UPS) has somehow helped UPS and it's workers more than your existence ever will.
 

dannyboy

From the promised LAND
Some people just don't understand simple logic.

bbag

i think he diagnosed himself. how funny.

While i find that you and i disagree quite often, on this one i do agree. unfortunately, simple logic flies past those that refuse to understand, especially those that seek to try and make a sarcastic remark about someone else's wife, and then tries to hide behind the guise of it passing as a joke?

Bet $20 that he also gets off on taking pictures of turds in the commode, and then posting them for all to see.......

not going to waste any more time, he cant "get it"

d
 

atatbl

Well-Known Member
d, sarcastic jokes about other guys wives are common place among most men. At least up here where we are less refined.

You have to understand something. These two guys would take someone serious if they joked about it. The reasons were shown pretty clearly. They are insecure and belittling. I don't think any guy over the age of 20 doesn't understand that that is a recipe for actually having a girl screw around on you.

Also, they are idiots. At least Danny is. This neanderthal said that I was "short" for making a joke in poor taste. In his opinion this was me trying to be "tall" by bringing someone down. Then, this clown calls people "trashy" and other things degrading to do what?

Danny, maybe your asinine thought process doesn't understand how I broke it down before. So I will use an old saying that even someone as intellectually impotent as you can understand: pot, meet kettle.
 

atatbl

Well-Known Member
What about yo mamma jokes? i havent heard a good one in awhile...hmmm

Oh noes Drew! Please, that would be sooooo horrible.

Actually..... do it. Maybe they will commit suicide and further prevent their genes from hurting our society. These two guys will be up for Darwin Awards in the next few years.... mark my words. Hopefully someone will post the articles when they win.
 

govols019

You smell that?
If he were to sleep with my wife it would give me more time to work on my race car. She says I love it more than her anyway.
 

atatbl

Well-Known Member
If he were to sleep with my wife it would give me more time to work on my race car. She says I love it more than her anyway.

Thank you. That's what I think we've all been waiting for. A human to be human. Hey Gov, thanks for not being a robot that just sits around on a computer trying to fix the world one poster at a time.

Danny and BBAG, take at all your posts and all my responses to your mildly handicapped dribbling thoughts away from this thread, and now you have the interaction of two adults.

Some people go through life NOT judging people constantly. Just a little FYI.
 

dannyboy

From the promised LAND
What we have here is a total lack of respect. You don’t respect your “buddies” wife, or your own for that matter, otherwise why talk trash? Bet $100 you would not talk that trash if she were standing next to you or him. So why is it back slapping bending over holding my sides funny when she is not there, but you would not dare say that in front of her?

Interesting side bar, when said buddies wife does start screwing another driver, is it still funny?

I guess this type of mentality gets a kick out of posting a photo of the commode with a deposit made….something I just don’t get. Most children outgrow that behavior by age 3.

Interesting also is the idea that you feel that something is wrong enough for me to
“fix the world”,
and you desperately ask for conformation of those others around the water cooler that think this type of discussion, the reducing of your wives and mothers to slut status, is interesting and hilarious.

Anyway, found this study on the subject, thought you might find the results interesting, but then it might be too complicated…..

Dartmouth’s Usædvanlig Masivn:censored2: Býk Hovno of Applied Scientific Studies University did a study on “water cooler” talk a few years back. While the study was very broad and included a lot of different subjects, one matches this discussion quite well.

What they found was that the persons doing the “joking” about other employees wives/mothers were usually short (under 5’10”), has serious issues with authority figures in their lives (mostly female figures), and they have a real problem confronting issues head on themselves, they would rather avoid direct conflict, but talk a good game later on.

They were 78% more likely to be married more than once, 62% three times or more. 61% were paying child support for at least one child.

They also found that a large majority of those males actively involved had serious self-image issues, ie balding, ugly, short in masculine length, spent more time with magazines than a live person etc. They also found that the male was 92% more likely to have ordered self help devices of many different types to remedy the short issue.

It was thought in this study, that the critical lack of a positive self image forced the males to construct a virtual self image of themselves, whereby they felt the need to degrade the “objects of their insults” to make themselves appear more masculine.

What they also found that was consistent was the males had usually been involved in conversations early on that went like “my uncle will beat your dad, oh yeah, well I’ve got two uncles in the navy that will beat your uncle” or the ever popular “your mama wears combat boots”.

Oh and did I mention the self help items of elongation?

So there you have it. Not trying to change the world, just trying to understand why some people feel the need to degrade others in the name of humor?

d
 

atatbl

Well-Known Member
You took the time to write all that, and I will show you what a waste of time it was in two sentences. One, sorry, the women have a sense of humor too. Also, I am six feet tall and don't actually hang around the water cooler.


Better luck next time,


"Shorty"
 

dannyboy

From the promised LAND
and ill do it in one, you took that seriously.:wink2:

BTW, the university study was done at DUMB :censored2: U just in case you didnt get the whole picture. and if you take the time to translate the other words, you might find some other interesting tidbits as well. but that would involve thought processes........

d
 

atatbl

Well-Known Member
I wouldn't take the time to actually read more than a few words, why would I take time to decipher your insane thoughts? Also, what is your damn obsession with height? Oh wait.... that one a twelve year old could figure out. Picked on as a kid, huh? Daddy didn't like his short son? Something along those lines, I'm sure.

What I don't understand is you fecal fetish. Who the hell takes pictures of crap in a toilet? More importantly, why have you brought that up several times? Because most of us can joke with each other you assume we like taking pictures of turds? I won't be surprised when I read about your arrest for some obscure midget/fecal porno bust.
 
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