Where do you poop during work hours?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

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    I have to find out where this outhouse is and bid on the route!
     
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  2. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    I meditate, and I make it go away.
     
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  3. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Go at home. Control yourself.
     
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  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Not real fussy about where I go...
     
  5. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    I usually flush to make it go away.
     
  6. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Not a chance. Where else besides work can I make $56/hour to drop a deuce.
     
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  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The PC must smell great.
     
  8. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Reminds me of a deer lease I used to hunt on with my dad. Had a makeshift toilet right over a ravine.
     
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  9. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    Poop once a day ... morning coffee ...all hell breaks loose
     
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  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I love pooping and do it anywhere and everywhere .
     
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  11. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    Does it really take you an hour to drop a deuce?
     
  12. hegro

    hegro Member

    I have one nice office building that I try to use. Everywhere else I can always expect to find piss dribbles on the seat.
     
  13. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    There's a restroom on my route that is clean, dry, large, quiet and smells like fresh bubblegum. :likeit:
     
  14. BestSupEver

    BestSupEver Hot girl summer

    Tote plus rainbag
     
  15. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

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  16. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I have myself trained to go before I work. I have no public restrooms on my area. Here is a double-holer on my area, it doesn't have a pit under it.fullsizeoutput_171.jpeg
     
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  17. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Sabbra Cadabra

    Couple days a week, ill go to a "friends" house on the next route over..."can i get terminated for this?"
     
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  18. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Get many porch pirates at that stop?
     
  19. GenericUsername

    GenericUsername Active Member

    No but butt pirates seem to be a problem.
     
  20. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

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