Where do you poop during work hours?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    Had a driver years ago ...asked a women if he could use the :censored2:ter at her home .... husband came home and called in a complaint ...I couldn’t make this up
     
  2. Shiftless

    Shiftless Active Member

    Most driver's don't poop anymore as they are scared poopless of management!
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    This is a crappy topic..
     
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  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Used to be a guy that would :censored2: in the locker room every morning when we had to change pants when we got to work

    Stink the whole damn locker room up

    So, me and one of my buddies took an old pair of boots and some browns and draped them over the toilet like somebody was on the throne
    Locked the door then climbed over the top

    Guy shows up right on time starts dancing around then yelling “I gotta go bad”

    Ends up :censored2:ting in the women’s bathroom

    He never lived that down
     
  5. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Sabbra Cadabra

    Agree. We had that bought up at a pcm.
     
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  6. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    This thread stinks..
     
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  7. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    @Turdferguson will be here soon
     
  8. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    Majority of people who've ran full marathons, returned from a training run without wearing socks.
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    This thread should be wiped away..
     
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  10. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    This is a thread I can really sink my teeth into
     
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  11. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

  12. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Many times I wore two pair of socks into the woods during deer hunting and came out without any.
     
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  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Then I’d just have to pull off area to use the bathroom.


    You don’t pee all day either?
     
  14. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    I guess the toilet paper is a rip off.....
     
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I'm pooping for the second time today .
     
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  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Who thinks up this crap??
     
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  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    When have you gone last?
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I went to the Starbucks for a café mocha this morning. Oh, you mean #2......None of your business!!
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Come on . I'll tell you my times , consistency and how many wipes .
     
  20. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    ...and I note them in my journal!!!