Wally
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Newark woman rescued from vehicle trapped in snow
A woman was rescued by Newark firefighters after she said she was trapped inside her vehicle for five days.
Even worse she is living in New JerseyThat’s sad that a 77 year old woman has to live in her van.
down by the river.That’s sad that a 77 year old woman has to live in her van.
Info missing from this story for sure.That’s sad that a 77 year old woman has to live in her van.
Oh the inhumanity of it. At least she didn't have to get out to fill up her house.Even worse she is living in New Jersey
Means she still has sex. Great for a 77 year old woman. My wife stopped at 40...What is homeless "with benefits"?
Except fill up's at the pump.Oh the inhumanity of it. At least she didn't have to get out to fill up her house.
Let her stop. You keep going.Means she still has sex. Great for a 77 year old woman. My wife stopped at 40...
40?!?! Holy crap!Means she still has sex. Great for a 77 year old woman. My wife stopped at 40...
I must be married to a nympho---mine made it to 45Means she still has sex. Great for a 77 year old woman. My wife stopped at 40...
Maybe her husband died and left a lot of medical bills. Maybe she was too proud to ask for help. Plenty of people like that.Why didn't that woman have a Obamaphone? My 20something helper had one, plus a nice apple phone. He told me everybody in Newark has one (Obamaphone).
Or at least roll down a window and scream for help.She couldn't break a window?
That would have let the cats out.Or at least roll down a window and scream for help.
She was living in there. You know that van was filled with junk.Or at least roll down a window and scream for help.
Would that be feel ups at the pump?Let her stop. You keep going.