Would any of you die hard UPSers want this ?

[bbsam]

Mine would line up to throw dirt on my coffin.

Or pee on your grave. Kinda the same...I guess.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Or pee on your grave. Kinda the same...I guess.

Not really. I would think peeing would be more disrespectful.

 

[brownelf]

Not my cup of tea, but it's nice that the company allows this. Saw something recently which uses your ashes as nutrients for an urn you plant in the ground with a tree in it, thought that's kinda cool.

 

[Wally]

I'd take a package car over a hearse any day

Frickin' Orion would take you to the wrong cemetery.

On a positive note, the package car does have a "stiff" suspension.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Mine would line up to throw dirt on my coffin.

I think mine would prefer to spit on the casket

 

[Wally]

Not my cup of tea, but it's nice that the company allows this. Saw something recently which uses your ashes as nutrients for an urn you plant in the ground with a tree in it, thought that's kinda cool.

Bone meal is what you get, just phosphorus.

 

[Johney]

Mine would line up to throw dirt on my coffin.

That's what you think they'd do......what they'd really do is pi** on your coffin.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

It would be kind of cool to have a really long funeral procession which would tie up traffic for hours.

 

[Boxslinger11]

crystallize my body smash it up into powder and have people snort it now im with you forever

 

[Over 70]

When I'm dead I won't really give a what happens...

 

[Wally]

Did they slap a over 70 sticker on the casket?

 

[Johney]

When I'm dead I won't really give a what happens...

How do you know you won't give a ?

 

[Over 70]

How do you know you won't give a ?

This world will be the least of my worries

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

This world will be the least of my worries

This world is the only one we got.