You know you're a UPS driver if...

[cooperjake]

When every car that has someone it makes you wonder if it's your boss


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[TooTechie]

Why in the world would you turn around and go back to confront this lady? What could you possibly hope to gain from doing this? All this can do is make a potentially bad situation worse.

Don't you have a street to cross?

 

[TooTechie]

When every car that has someone it makes you wonder if it's your boss


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Nah, I know every car used by our sups and a couple of their spouses lol

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Don't you have a street to cross?

I thought you were better than this. Guess I will add you to the simpleminded list.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Nah, I know every car used by our sups and a couple of their spouses lol

You do know that they will rent or borrow cars, don't you?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

..

 

[BigBeef42]

Yesterday my instructor admitted that he routinely went out when he was a safety supe to spy on drivers. I had no idea

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[30yearstolife]

You know you're a UPS driver if...

-You sneeze and the spray droplets are brown

-Every shirt you own has an ink stain on the left chest pocket

-You show up to your family picnic wearing shorts and brown socks & black shoes

-Your wife has to dress you on the weekend because you don't know how to coordinate colors anymore

-You take off your shirt and admire your farmers tan, but then realize your arms are not tan...just coated in dirt

-It takes you less than 2 seconds to jump in your minivan, start it, put it in drive and merge into traffic

 

[oldngray]

Yesterday my instructor admitted that he routinely went out when he was a safety supe to spy on drivers. I had no idea

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Before all the sensors on the trucks sups had to go out about 2 days a week to spy on drivers. It was expected and yes we learned what cars they drove.

 

[32F driver]

If the shelf of the cart is bent upward slightly, and that package is 60 pounds of copy paper, you will see stars.

Easy to fix. Place the shelf of hand truck in front of the rear tires, roll forward onto it, & pull hard on the handle. Guaranteed to level it out.

 

[32F driver]

There could be 5 Johnsons that work there...

Who cares, type in Johnson, & forget about it. It's somebody else's job to worry about that.

 

[didyousheetit]

You know your a driver and your at a function and the person tells you who they are and you ramble their address to them like your a serial killer or something lol.

Had a woman argue with me as to what her address was at a deli open house. I was not working was a Saturday .Two days later she was in the same deli as I was delivering. Damn you were right she said, scary thinking I could send an ambulance to the wrong house.

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[Rainman]

Before all the sensors on the trucks sups had to go out about 2 days a week to spy on drivers. It was expected and yes we learned what cars they drove.

They still do that here.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

 

['Lord Brown's bidding']

You have nightmares about trucks never emptying, or finding airs in load. Or you wake up in a cold sweat on your couch in your uniform, believing you've somehow came home and crashed, but the truck is outside waiting for you to return it to the center.

 

[bigblu 2 you]

customers have to tell you the fed-ex,ups merging joke.

 

[soberups]

You do know that they will rent or borrow cars, don't you?

We have a mole in the office that sometimes lets us know if supervisors are going out and doing observations in their personal cars.

If a sup shows up in our area, we drivers text message each other with a description of the car so that we can watch for it.

Its like something out of a bad prison movie.

 

[BrownBuckaroo]

You make cinnamon rolls and map out the most efficient route for the icing.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

We have a mole in the office that sometimes lets us know if supervisors are going out and doing observations in their personal cars.

If a sup shows up in our area, we drivers text message each other with a description of the car so that we can watch for it.

Its like something out of a bad prison movie.

Watch out for the big SUV,That has a worn out left front shock!

 

[Rainman]

You work on the longest day of the year( sunlight) and you have to use your headlight on the way home.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

 

[jumpman23]

If it's 630 at night n you still 40 stops left while your waiting for pop pop to come meet you to get your airs n pieces like right now lmfao

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