You know you're a UPS driver if...
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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I normally punch out between 1815-1830. I have to close out the UPS Store and the mall drop box; if not for that I would be done at 1730 each day.
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scooby0048
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You know you're a UPS driver when....
...You ask to see the over / under report after nooky with spouse
...Your fridge has shelf numbers and the beer is on the 1000's
...You've installed a self-opening bulkhead door to your master bath
...You are constantly referring to your "manhood" as "my pre-loader"
...You wake up at night yelling at your spouse to back first
...Before the kids can go play, you make them recite DOK stuff...VERBATIM
...The wife keeps insisting she is not a handrail, and you are NOT going to "3-point contact" her
...You ask to see the over / under report after nooky with spouse
...Your fridge has shelf numbers and the beer is on the 1000's
...You've installed a self-opening bulkhead door to your master bath
...You are constantly referring to your "manhood" as "my pre-loader"
...You wake up at night yelling at your spouse to back first
...Before the kids can go play, you make them recite DOK stuff...VERBATIM
...The wife keeps insisting she is not a handrail, and you are NOT going to "3-point contact" her
upschuck
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Over?
redrooster
WOOF WOOF
You work for a company that preaches safety and has the technology to monitor your every move yet you are never told to obey the speed limit...
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scooby0048
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We don't worry about that here. Our trucks only go 66mph on highway and they are so old with such high mileage, that even in school zones by the time we get up past 20mph, we are already out of the school zone. After 35, the steering is so wobbly, you have to decrease just to stay in your lane.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Are you curious as to why they only go 66 on the highway?
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Packmule
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Hey, you have to have the frozen stuff done by 10:30!
scooby0048
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The chassis and other components are made by several companies and they govern the computers to that speed because there are some states where the speed limit is still 55, 65, and 70 and the companies whom make the PCs have no idea which state / municipality they will end up.
BakerMayfield2018
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It takes you an hour to do 1 drop box and pu ups store?!?
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Not that it's any of your business but I cannot pickup the dropbox before 1800 and have a 10 minute drive back to the center.
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scooby0048
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That doesn't seem to far off. Our UPS store is at 1730 and a dropbox on way to airport is 1800. By the time the driver gets back, its about 1840. Then again, I don't know how it is in other centers but that's how it is here.
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
Stealing time is a cardinal offense. As well is dishonesty ,aka signing for customers packages ( like u also do) ,but that's none of my business either.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
I would be super worried every day if I did things like you , I would be worried I would be fired on a daily basis for doing the things you do daily.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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You have no idea what I do on a daily basis so again I suggest you worry about yourself.
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BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
Unless you are a compulsive liar, I am referring to the things that you post on this forum , so an idea is not needed, you spell it out for everyone to see , almost like you want to be fired.
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