There's a customer that always signs "Satan" because he thinks he's funny. Been doing it for years. It's not my trip, but I used to cover it all the time. I don't even know his real name, just that he acts like a dick, and won't sign if he's on the phone, because we all know how difficult it is to talk and sign at the same time. *sigh* Anyway, one day he signs "Satan", smiles with his 4 teeth, and says something like "Now beat it I'm busy", so I just blurted back "No problem Jesus". Suddenly he yells "It's SATAN! I'm not friend'ing Jesus", so I said "I sure hope you're not friend'ing Jesus, cause that's homo, but if you look at [this] (pointing to the DIAD) it says "Jesus" right under your signature, so from now on you're Jesus, and I'll be the funny guy. You don't wanna sign your name? Cool. Later JC". Yeah, he doesn't like me, but it's mutual. Don't really care for customers that think part of our job is to take their ridiculous abuse, so I jab back a little. Not enough to get me a conversation with the boss, but just enough that I let these clown customers know that their on my time also.
This derailment has given me an idea for a new thread!