A Joke from the Croydon Centre (UK)

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by MSnadden, May 23, 2012.

  1. MSnadden

    MSnadden New Member

    My friend stole a calender the other day....

    He got 12months.

    Your welcome.
     
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Welcome to Brown Cafe, MSnadden!

    (but try to come up with better material!!!)
     
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I thought it was funny. :happy-very:
     
  4. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    would this joke be the same if it was a leap year? would it be 12 months and 1 day?
     
  5. MSnadden

    MSnadden New Member

    How about...

    2 fish in a tank.

    One turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing!?'
     
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    GOOD ONE !!!
     
  7. MSnadden

    MSnadden New Member

    How about...

    I thought I saw Shaggy the other day...

    It wasn't him.
     
  8. Why do cows have bells?

    -Because their horns don't work!
     
  9. Magdalini

    Magdalini New Member

    A bit horny..or corny.. I give up ... :(