A Joke from the Croydon Centre (UK)

MSnadden · May 23, 2012

My friend stole a calender the other day....

He got 12months.

Your welcome.

over9five · May 23, 2012

Welcome to Brown Cafe, MSnadden!

(but try to come up with better material!!!)

dilligaf · May 23, 2012

I thought it was funny. :happy-very:

rocket man · Jun 2, 2012

MSnadden said:
My friend stole a calender the other day....

He got 12months.

Your welcome.

would this joke be the same if it was a leap year? would it be 12 months and 1 day?

MSnadden · Jun 7, 2012

How about...

2 fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing!?'

moreluck · Jun 7, 2012

MSnadden said:
How about...

2 fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing!?'

GOOD ONE !!!

MSnadden · Jul 5, 2012

How about...

I thought I saw Shaggy the other day...

It wasn't him.

OldManAllowance · Jul 5, 2012

Why do cows have bells?

-Because their horns don't work!

Magdalini · Jul 8, 2012

OldManAllowance said:
Why do cows have bells?

-Because their horns don't work!

A bit horny..or corny.. I give up ...