ajblakejr
Age quod agis
If you would answer the door in something other than that long flannel robe, you might get better service.
I keep the pink satin sheet by the castle door.
If the delivery driver would just wait - I am kept in the south tower.
Alas, the castle is empty. What hath happened to the fair ladies, Dilli, Fethrs and AJ? The evil feline Prince Smokey hath captured them and carried them off to the Enchanted Black Forest. They have been enslaved as his personal servants. He hath mercilessly worked their fingers to the bone in his cat toy factory.
Slaving away for 23 hours a day, he allows them only one hours rest. Their daily meal of watery gruel hath left their bodies emaciated. Life is not good for them. Oh who can possibly save them from the wretched cat?
Sir Big
Oreo secured our release and he is on the skinny side.
The Malamutes would scare off Smokey.
And that is another thing, we need some new clothing because our curves are gone and we all display the emaciated bone structure of a meth-head.
And I did take your credit card, that is why some delivery driver dumped packages outside the castle.
AJ