bar argument

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by rod, Jul 24, 2010.

  1. rod

    rod retired and happy

    so how have you heard this:

    worthless as teats on a boar or
    worthless as teats on a bull

    last night the whole saloon was arguing about which is correct
     
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Boar

    (boar-ing saloon)
     
  3. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    My answer is Bull!:happy-very:
     
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I would also say bull.
     
  5. CaliforniaPaul

    CaliforniaPaul Active Member

  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I asked hubby and he also said boar. Both of us first heard this in Ohio. Maybe it's a regional thing.
     
  7. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

  8. EmerCond421

    EmerCond421 Member

  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Rod should have made this a poll...
     
  10. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are!
     
  12. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Boar if you want the bull your going to get the horns.
     
  13. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Sad but its true that the boob nor the nipple
    will ever be seen by the atheist pipple :alien2:
     
  14. bigbrownhen

    bigbrownhen New Member

    Boar. That's how I have always heard it.
     
  15. fxdwg

    fxdwg Member

    I apologize to all BCers as I now realize that I have an Internet problem.

    The very first thing that came to my mind was Tits on a Nun.

    I have been called a moron for going "off topic" and perhaps this is another example of why I need "Help".

    I don't know. I apparently have issues. Spelling being one.
     
  16. PT Stewie

    PT Stewie "Big Fella"

    Rev Sister Mary Penguin would give you Fxdwg and Diz a sharp wrap on the knuckles with a metal
    ruler for comments like that just like she use to give Tommy B, Marty W, and me-self @ good old St Cecilia's
    PS it's definetley BULL
     
    Last edited: Jul 24, 2010
  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

    A farmer friend of mine says the correct answer is boar. A male pig (a boar) actually has non funtioning teats where as a male cow ( a bull) has none. So I assumed the correct answer was boar--------------then I made a big mistake and googled it. One site said that for the most part male pigs are called boars ----except for a few certain species where both sexes are called boars so apparently its still up for debate. I guess I will stick to "worthless as a screendoor on a submarine or worthless as a lefthanded monkey wrench." Bar arguments are alwas so fun ----- except for those about religion or politics.
     
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I've always heard 'tits on a bull'. :why::dont_know:
     
  19. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Straight from Grandmas mouth : tits on a boar. Followed closely by "too stupid to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the bottom" and the funny as hell coming from a little old lady "doesn`t that just frost your balls?!"
     
  20. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    oops!, wrong forum.