I'm on great terms with a printing company on my route and they've been kind enough to offer a custom bumper sticker. I'm thinking: 'Crap flows down hill, that's why I wear brown - Courier Driver' Of course I don't want it to have UPS in it since that's copyrighted and I'd get in tons of trouble for it. If it doesn't say UPS or have our logo, I figure it's fair game! Funny thing is, they were going to print up around 30 of them because they thought I was going to put them on the truck. Funnier thing is, I was tempted!