Darwin Awards

[over9five]

Wasn’t there a big scandal some years back?

Yup, getting paid for details they didn't work.

 

[sailfish]

Nope

I'd be willing to try it except for the fact I couldn't bring myself to trust someone else's parachute packing nor my own enough.

 

[oldngray]

I'd be willing to try it except for the fact I couldn't bring myself to trust someone else's parachute packing nor my own enough.

If you jump enough times you are almost certain to have some kind of malfunction. That is what reserve chutes are for. Still pretty safe unless someone panics under pressure. A girl died on her first jump at a place I used to go to. Sad but it does happen.

 

[UnionStrong]

Yup, getting paid for details they didn't work.

Now I remember

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

Like I said earlier... The chef probably saw Michelle's hairy Weiner.

 

[UnionStrong]

Like I said earlier... The chef probably saw Michelle's hairy Weiner.

Or she was banging him.

 

[over9five]

Or she was banging him.

From behind

 

[Babagounj]

The alleged robber was pronounced dead 15 minutes after entering the store.

Report: Robber Shot Dead While Stuffing Pockets Full of Money

An alleged robber in Philadelphia was shot and killed as he was reportedly taking money from a register and stuffing it into his pockets.

www.breitbart.com

 

[rod]

The alleged robber was pronounced dead 15 minutes after entering the store.

Report: Robber Shot Dead While Stuffing Pockets Full of Money

An alleged robber in Philadelphia was shot and killed as he was reportedly taking money from a register and stuffing it into his pockets.

www.breitbart.com

Perfect ending

 

[Babagounj]

And this award goes to a Santa Want-to-be.

Nebraska man found rotting in chimney a month after screams were heard

Zachariah Andrews, 29, was found in the chimney of a Norfolk, Nebraska home after neighbors previously reported mysterious screams from the building. He was last seen on September 15.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[UnionStrong]

And this award goes to a Santa Want-to-be.

Nebraska man found rotting in chimney a month after screams were heard

Zachariah Andrews, 29, was found in the chimney of a Norfolk, Nebraska home after neighbors previously reported mysterious screams from the building. He was last seen on September 15.

www.dailymail.co.uk

TF was he doing in the chimney? He sounded like a diddler.

 

[Operational needs]

American lawyer, 77, arrested in Panama after gunman filmed shooting dead two eco-protesters blocking highway

The violence happened on the Pan-American Highway as protests over a large mining contract entered their third week.

nypost.com

I looked hard to find sympathy for these eco-terrorists, but with the crazy things they are doing nowadays, I couldn’t find any anywhere.

 

[Wally]

Maybe you skip flying today until you are instrument rated?

Pilot, 21, begged Fla. air traffic control to tell his parents he loves them before fatal crash

A 21-year-old pilot pleaded for help navigating in poor visibility in Florida – and asked air-traffic control to tell his parents that he loved them moments before he was killed when the plane cras…

nypost.com

 

[Wally]

Poor choice in fashion accessories...

Dad accidentally stabs himself to death with knife worn on his neck in baffling case initially thought to be foul play

A Massachusetts dad died over the weekend after accidentally stabbing himself with a knife he wore on a lanyard around his neck.

nypost.com

 

[over9five]

Poor choice in fashion accessories...

Dad accidentally stabs himself to death with knife worn on his neck in baffling case initially thought to be foul play

A Massachusetts dad died over the weekend after accidentally stabbing himself with a knife he wore on a lanyard around his neck.

nypost.com

Yikes, a lot of stuff going down at the Kowloon lately...

 

[Wally]

Yikes, a lot of stuff going down at the Kowloon lately...

Guy ran with scissors too.

 

[over9five]

Guy ran with scissors too.

A patron sat on a chopstick last week.

 

[Babagounj]

Yikes, a lot of stuff going down at the Kowloon lately...

Whoever wrote that story about the Thanksgiving Eve waiting line fight got things wrong.
I could tell that they have never been there because they described it as a line that went down the street.
The nearest street is Route 1 and is to the left of the picture shown.
The waiting line was coming from the right, meaning in was contained in the parking lot.

 

[UnionStrong]

Whoever wrote that story about the Thanksgiving Eve waiting line fight got things wrong.
I could tell that they have never been there because they described it as a line that went down the street.
The nearest street is Route 1 and is to the left of the picture shown.
The waiting line was coming from the right, meaning in was contained in the parking lot.

Thanks Sherlock

 

[Babagounj]

Whoever wrote that story about the Thanksgiving Eve waiting line fight got things wrong.
I could tell that they have never been there because they described it as a line that went down the street.
The nearest street is Route 1 and is to the left of the picture shown.
The waiting line was coming from the right, meaning in was contained in the parking lot.

Saugus Police announced on Thursday that it’s charging these four people in connection with the brawl:

• 32-year old Rosaria Sophia McCauly of North Reading — two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (to wit glass bottle) and disorderly conduct.
• 19-year-old Arnold John Carey Marujo of Somerville — procuring liquor to someone less than 21 and disorderly conduct.
• 19-year-old Donovan Clark of Lynn — procuring liquor to someone less than 21, disorderly conduct and assault and battery.
• 35-year-old Anthony John Micelli of North Reading — assault and battery and disorderly conduct.