Darwin Awards

[Babagounj]

Woman in an Apartment Shoots Alleged Intruder Dead

A woman in a Bartlesville, Oklahoma, apartment shot and fatally wounded an alleged intruder early Friday morning.

www.breitbart.com

A woman in a Bartlesville, Oklahoma, apartment shot and fatally wounded an alleged intruder early Friday morning.

FOX 23 reported the woman called 911 to report the alleged intruder, then ended up shooting the suspect before officers arrived on scene.

News On 6 noted the alleged intruder, a 23-year-old man, was alive and lying in the threshold of the apartment’s doorway when officers arrived. He died a short time after being transported to the hospital.

Laci Robertson lives near the apartment, and she said, “You live in a place, and you think ‘oh, we’re safe here. it’s fine.’ But the world is just getting more and more crazy every day.”

The Bartlesville Examiner-Enterprise observed “the identity of the deceased and the homeowner has not been disclosed.” However, News On 6 pointed out that police were familiar with the deceased suspect because of alleged prior domestic issues.

 

[oldngray]

Man killed by lion after entering enclosure at zoo: 'The animal attacked'

An Indian man was mauled to death this week after he "intentionally" jumped into a zoo enclosure in Tirupati, India, despite warnings from employees as he scaled the wall.

news.yahoo.com

 

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Man killed by lion after entering enclosure at zoo: 'The animal attacked'

An Indian man was mauled to death this week after he "intentionally" jumped into a zoo enclosure in Tirupati, India, despite warnings from employees as he scaled the wall.

news.yahoo.com

Excellent

 

[UnionStrong]

Man killed by lion after entering enclosure at zoo: 'The animal attacked'

An Indian man was mauled to death this week after he "intentionally" jumped into a zoo enclosure in Tirupati, India, despite warnings from employees as he scaled the wall.

news.yahoo.com

Good Good

 

[Babagounj]

Man killed by lion after entering enclosure at zoo: 'The animal attacked'

An Indian man was mauled to death this week after he "intentionally" jumped into a zoo enclosure in Tirupati, India, despite warnings from employees as he scaled the wall.

news.yahoo.com

Excellent

Good Good

 

[over9five]

Man killed by lion after entering enclosure at zoo: 'The animal attacked'

An Indian man was mauled to death this week after he "intentionally" jumped into a zoo enclosure in Tirupati, India, despite warnings from employees as he scaled the wall.

news.yahoo.com

Go lion!

 

[Operational needs]

US Air Force member dies after setting himself on fire at Israeli Embassy in DC yelling, ‘Free Palestine’

A US Air Force member has died from his injuries after setting himself on fire outside the Israeli Embassy in Washington, DC, authorities confirmed on Monday.

nypost.com

 

[UnionStrong]

US Air Force member dies after setting himself on fire at Israeli Embassy in DC yelling, ‘Free Palestine’

A US Air Force member has died from his injuries after setting himself on fire outside the Israeli Embassy in Washington, DC, authorities confirmed on Monday.

nypost.com

Yeah, and a ceasefire was immediately declared! Hopefully he didn’t reproduce before he decided to become extra crispy.

 

[oldngray]

Yeah, and a ceasefire was immediately declared! Hopefully he didn’t reproduce before he decided to become extra crispy.

What are the odds that he didn't even like women?

 

[UnionStrong]

What are the odds that he didn't even like women?

His last words were “it burns, put it out!”

 

[Thebrownblob]

His last words were “it burns, put it out!”

Thanks for making me laugh. Now I’m going to hell.

 

[UnionStrong]

Thanks for making me laugh. Now I’m going to hell.

His pronouns were toast/toasted

 

[oldngray]

His pronouns were toast/toasted

extra crispy

 

[Thebrownblob]

His pronouns were toast/toasted

extra crispy

 

[Lineandinitial]

US Air Force member dies after setting himself on fire at Israeli Embassy in DC yelling, ‘Free Palestine’

A US Air Force member has died from his injuries after setting himself on fire outside the Israeli Embassy in Washington, DC, authorities confirmed on Monday.

nypost.com

LOL...I posted his picture when the flames just started yesterday. I wonder if he realized that his act will be long forgotten later today and into eternity...
LOL

I think his last words included something about Flock Joe Biden...

 

[Operational needs]

LOL...I posted his picture when the flames just started yesterday. I wonder if he realized that his act will be long forgotten later today and into eternity...
LOL

I think his last words included something about Flock Joe Biden...

Naaah. He probably thought it would make a difference, not realizing that the only people it might make a difference to are his family and friends.

 

[Lineandinitial]

Naaah. He probably thought it would make a difference, not realizing that the only people it might make a difference to are his family and friends.

That dumb axe was screaming in pain as he went up like a torch...

 

[Babagounj]

Naaah. He probably thought it would make a difference, not realizing that the only people it might make a difference to are his family and friends.

and a school on Cape Cod where he was a student.

 

[DELACROIX]

That dumb axe was screaming in pain as he went up like a torch...

As an Air Force vet…I can honestly say this clown was a complete idiot…

Good Riddance…surprised he made it thru basic..

 

[UnionStrong]

That dumb axe was screaming in pain as he went up like a torch...

He was no Buddhist monk.