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Retired 22 years
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Still think he would have been crucified. Just not for the same reason. Maybe a missed pickup?
Lets hope he would of got a warning letter and a couple of days off first
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Still think he would have been crucified. Just not for the same reason. Maybe a missed pickup?
What a team player he didn't ask for help with an over 70 on a Fridayheres one.....what if Jesus was a UPS driver? how would history have been different?
heres one.....what if Jesus was a UPS driver? how would history have been different?
I'm relatively sure of one of these 2 things...you made an "friend" in English or an "A" in Ebonics.
We would work Christmas day.
Thanks More I was raised Catholic so I am well aware of Stations of The Cross every Friday during Lent..........BTW I am making your Short Ribs for dinner tomorrowbrowndevil....you get an A+ in the humor column....that was well thought out and good delivery.
Great jesus jokes your all going to hell, see you soon.
hmmm,,,, you think he would be allowed in our public schools to deliver?heres one.....what if Jesus was a UPS driver? how would history have been different?
I hear Jesus want`s to come back,he just doesn`t have the seniority.
Is the pot calling the kettle black???Actually, he has--he came back as But Benefits Are Great, aka The Chosen One.
Deliver me, Chosen One.
Actually, he has--he came back as But Benefits Are Great, aka The Chosen One.
Deliver me, Chosen One.
... Clearly you were misloaded.
Clearly you were misloaded.
Here is it in English for you old timer by the way not a kid!! A Southern Lady w/ three young kidz. After 9/11 happened everyone got more aware of there security issues with in there own companies including us (that means ups). We received daily messages in my center with companies going the extra lengths to be more secure. Whether is was a new code they needed a drvr to use on gate, or get the key back from drvr (that he used to get in because everyone gone by the time he got there for p/u)and many more examples but I'll stop there. One of those situations was are you listening still with me? A local company was testing there employee's had a man dressed like a UPS driver in browns come in del a pkg. They had several meetings w/ there employees to challenge anyone who came in there facility even del. people. Well, the day this happened one of the employees called UPS our 1-800-pick-ups # explaining what had happened had ups drvr come in del. pkgs while acting very suspicious and they had never seen him before and they were very upset with UPS. So obviously we were trying to get to the bottom of ourselves because the description given by customer was not one of our drvrs. We at the same time were trying to figure out someone got a-hold of a set of browns etc. Again this happened after 9/11 if you remember it was devastating to people things were being handled quite differently. You still with me Sweat Pea? After about 4 hours later getting our security involved the owner of the company called and apologized for the mix up, he didn't know an employee had called our 800 # and gotten us so involved. He was merely trying to test out what they have been trying to drive home to there employees of being safe. When I ask Mr. _____ about the browns they were just pair of brown shorts, ups t-shirt, and UPS cap.
OH! by the way thanks Dillweed you could understand Lil Comet words. I had to put'm in english for CFLBrown
As for the Uniforms since I started working @ UPS there were always uniforms in the back of my center in boxes (tons of them) that was used during x-mas and old ones drvrs turned in. After 9/11 for security purposes we had to get all of pkged up, logged (as in how many shirts, pants, shorts, etc. ) sent in like yesterday. We had to tighten down on our bad habits. Hope that helped you out some.
By the way not sure if you were poking fun at my signature If your down on it, You ain't up on it. that means if you have a bad attitude when you approach something your not going to have a good outcome, if you go in with a good attitude towards something it will come out better. Of coarse there's things I'd rather not do sometimes but if i approach w/ the best i have its always better that way.