Emergency Time off!!!!!

[Indecisi0n]

Lying is never a good thing. You could take time off in fmla for stress/mental issues.

Never? Even when she asks does this make my @$$ look big? And you want to reply "I didn't know there was a way to make it look small".

 

[Wally]

I'm glad the OP is using English. Most liberals would demand that we bend backwards and use Spanish on this forum!

 

[NXA]

Maybe I could get a note from my wife dental office saying I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled and need recoup time?

I have a friend who travels to Mexico specifically for dental work. So it's not implausible.

 

[watdaflock?]

bueno