Five Word Story

[Dizzee]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.

"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,

AJ sought a full confession

 

[ajblakejr]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.

"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,

AJ sought a full confession with her whip and paddle.

 

[moreluck]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,
AJ sought a full confession with her whip and paddle.

Unconscienceness(sp) brought no confession from

 

[ajblakejr]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,
AJ sought a full confession with her whip and paddle.

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!!

 

[BLACKBOX]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming

 

[moreluck]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming

He awoke and fanned away

 

[ajblakejr]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming

He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

 

[moreluck]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the

 

[ajblakejr]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

 

[Dizzee]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

Dizzee hit the snooze button

 

[ajblakejr]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.

 

[Dizzee]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.

Sadly, 10 minutes was more

 

[ajblakejr]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.

Sadly, 10 minutes was more than she could take and

 

[Dizzee]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.

Sadly, 10 minutes was more than she could take and

AJ was out of quarters

 

[ajblakejr]

Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.

The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!

Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.

Sadly, 10 minutes was more than she could take and
AJ was out of quarters, no confession and no lovin.

 

[ajblakejr]

The Sequel

Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play

 

[Dizzee]

Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play

soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles

 

[moreluck]

Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play
soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles

were served on B deck
__________________

 

[Dizzee]

Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck

of the aging paddle wheel

 

[moreluck]

Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel

as it chugged down the