Five Word Story

[fethrs]

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed, singing "Row, row, row your Junk, gently down the Yangtze." Stopping suddenly to yell, "LUUUUUUCCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!"

You've got some splainin' to do. From the back, Lu-Sie, a bulky Hulk Hogan look-alike, dropped her egg drop soup. Chinaman thought it was gunfire. Ben-Wa balls dropped out of Lu-Sie's only pair of pants,

"That's really disgusting," said Lu-Sie. Chinaman was dressed in drag,

 

[moreluck]

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed, singing "Row, row, row your Junk, gently down the Yangtze." Stopping suddenly to yell, "LUUUUUUCCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!"

You've got some splainin' to do. From the back, Lu-Sie, a bulky Hulk Hogan look-alike, dropped her egg drop soup. Chinaman thought it was gunfire. Ben-Wa balls dropped out of Lu-Sie's only pair of pants,

"That's really disgusting," said Lu-Sie. Chinaman was dressed in drag,

and looked better than Lu-sie.

 

[ajblakejr]

Chinaman dressed as Japanese Giesha

 

[Sammie]

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed, singing "Row, row, row your Junk, gently down the Yangtze." Stopping suddenly to yell, "LUUUUUUCCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!"

You've got some splainin' to do. From the back, Lu-Sie, a bulky Hulk Hogan look-alike, dropped her egg drop soup. Chinaman thought it was gunfire. Ben-Wa balls dropped out of Lu-Sie's only pair of pants. "That's really disgusting," said Lu-Sie. Chinaman was dressed in drag and looked better than Lu-sie. Chinaman dressed as Japanese Giesha because of fortune cookie

 

[ajblakejr]

, "America's next top model winner!!!!"

 

[Sammie]

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed, singing "Row, row, row your Junk, gently down the Yangtze." Stopping suddenly to yell, "LUUUUUUCCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!"

You've got some splainin' to do. From the back, Lu-Sie, a bulky Hulk Hogan look-alike, dropped her egg drop soup. Chinaman thought it was gunfire. Ben-Wa balls dropped out of Lu-Sie's only pair of pants. "That's really disgusting," said Lu-Sie. Chinaman was dressed in drag and looked better than Lu-sie. Chinaman dressed as Japanese Giesha because of fortune cookie, "America's next top model winner!!!!"

Chinaman's cat hated cat food

 

[ajblakejr]

but loved imported crawfish & okra.

 

[DS]

and preferred kentucky fried chicken

 

[Sammie]

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed, singing "Row, row, row your Junk, gently down the Yangtze." Stopping suddenly to yell, "LUUUUUUCCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!"

You've got some splainin' to do. From the back, Lu-Sie, a bulky Hulk Hogan look-alike, dropped her egg drop soup. Chinaman thought it was gunfire. Ben-Wa balls dropped out of Lu-Sie's only pair of pants. "That's really disgusting," said Lu-Sie. Chinaman was dressed in drag and looked better than Lu-sie. Chinaman dressed as Japanese Giesha because of fortune cookie, "America's next top model winner!!!!"

Chinaman's cat hated cat food but loved imported crawfish, okra and Kentucky fried chicken. The cat's name was Bob,

 

[ajblakejr]

now we call him Bubbachin

 

[over9five]

Chinaman's cat hated cat food but loved imported crawfish, okra and Kentucky fried chicken. The cat's name was Bob, now we call him Bubbachin.

Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and

 

[ajblakejr]

provides better conversation than Lu-sie.

 

[Sammie]

Chinaman's cat hated cat food but loved imported crawfish, okra and Kentucky fried chicken. The cat's name was Bob, now we call him Bubbachin. Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and provides better conversation than Lu-sie. Bananas sliced with bread on

 

[moreluck]

Chinaman's cat hated cat food but loved imported crawfish, okra and Kentucky fried chicken. The cat's name was Bob, now we call him Bubbachin. Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and provides better conversation than Lu-sie. Bananas sliced with bread on

a layer of peanut butter

 

[bubsdad]

Chinaman's cat hated cat food but loved imported crawfish, okra and Kentucky fried chicken. The cat's name was Bob, now we call him Bubbachin. Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and provides better conversation than Lu-sie. Bananas sliced with bread on

pickled jalapenos and artichoke hearts

 

[over9five]

tastes like heaven only when

 

[ajblakejr]

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed, singing "Row, row, row your Junk, gently down the Yangtze." Stopping suddenly to yell, "LUUUUUUCCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!"

You've got some splainin' to do. From the back, Lu-Sie, a bulky Hulk Hogan look-alike, dropped her egg drop soup. Chinaman thought it was gunfire. Ben-Wa balls dropped out of Lu-Sie's only pair of pants. "That's really disgusting," said Lu-Sie. Chinaman was dressed in drag and looked better than Lu-sie. Chinaman dressed as Japanese Giesha because of fortune cookie, "America's next top model winner!!!!"

Chinaman's cat hated cat food but loved imported crawfish, okra and Kentucky fried chicken. The cat's name was Bob, now we call him Bubbachin

Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and provides better conversation than Lu-sie. Bananas sliced with bread on a layer of peanut butter pickled jalapeno's and artichoke hearts tastes like heaven only when


former owner, Paula Abdul, sings

 

[over9five]

Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and provides better conversation than Lu-sie. Bananas sliced with bread on a layer of peanut butter pickled jalapeno's and artichoke hearts tastes like heaven only when former owner, Paula Abdul, sings

the world famous Chipmunks song

 

[moreluck]

Bubbachin is hairless, sunburnt, and provides better conversation than Lu-sie. Bananas sliced with bread on a layer of peanut butter pickled jalapeno's and artichoke hearts tastes like heaven only when former owner, Paula Abdul, sings the world famous Chipmunks song.

Alvin is suing Paula for

 

[over9five]

sleeping with Dave, who said