Funny and embarrassing

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Feb 4, 2016.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Just had a funny but embarrassing experience. I was slowly driving down a narrow one way street in traffic when I noticed a really pretty blonde walking on the sidewalk next to me.

    She gave me a big smile and said hi as she noticed me staring her way (she was carrying a small sealed box with a UPS label and I was trying to see if it was outgoing and if I should offer to take it).

    I noticed her glance at my wedding ring and I awkwardly blurted "No, I was just looking at your box!" As soon as I said it I realized how it sounded and felt my face get hot and red with embarrassment. When I looked back up she wasn't walking next to me anymore. I looked in my mirror and she was doubled over laughing.

    Ugh.
     
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  2. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    Dear penthouse...
     
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  3. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    Smooth.
    I've made deliveries, where the customer says, "oh I was expecting a bigger package " , then realizes what she's said, and starts laughing.
     
  4. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    Walked into an office one time and the secretary lady was kneeling on the floor looking through the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet, she looks up at me and says "Well, here I am on my knees waiting for you!". I stood there kinda speechless as she realized how it sounded.
     
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  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    One morning I walked in to one of the vision shops on my area and the very hot receptionist, who happened to be standing by the wall, said that she had been waiting for me all morning.
     
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  6. CaliforniaPaul

    CaliforniaPaul Active Member

    She was blind and smelled you?
     
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  7. tacken

    tacken Active Member

    I work at UPS.
     
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  8. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    I do too
     
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  9. Pervert
     
  10. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    She was probably calling the cops to report a creeper
     
  11. If it was @TooTechie most definitely
     
  12. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Well-Known Member

    Me too!
     
  13. You and @Brownslave688 together don't make a full work week.
     
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  14. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    i have about 25 pretty good stories but too many of you guys would call me a liar.
     
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  15. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Do any of them have to do with
    Peanut butter?
     
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  16. Clock Sucker

    Clock Sucker I handle a lot of packages

    ...And a dog
     
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  17. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    Liar
     
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  18. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Well-Known Member

    Shove it where the sun don't shine friend. We married well.

    Jelly?



    @Brownslave688
     
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  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Don't make me repost your first BC post again.
     
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  20. Clock Sucker

    Clock Sucker I handle a lot of packages

    Please do, I want to read it
     
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