Funny and embarrassing

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Don't make me repost your first BC post again.

Do it!

 

[scooby0048]

Don't make me repost your first BC post again.

Yeah, I want to see that one.Let's see it!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Here it is:

http://www.browncafe.com/community/...-valentines-day-massacre.354956/#post-1276844

 

[scooby0048]

Here it is:

http://www.browncafe.com/community/...-valentines-day-massacre.354956/#post-1276844

You're the man! That was hilarious, I felt as if I was standing right there on some pig-vomit baby orca's doorstep reading her honey-booboo trailer trash post! Thanks Dave!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

You're the man! That was hilarious, I felt as if I was standing right there on some pig-vomit baby orca's doorstep reading her honey-booboo trailer trash post! Thanks Dave!

Baby orca pig vomit.....lmao.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Did her box look banged up?

 

[scratch]

I was walking up to a front door one morning that had a Chow dog standing in front of it going ballistic at me. He was tied to a regular walking leash, it's handle was looped over the inside door knob. I saw the door crack a few inches, the homeowner tried to pull the dog inside. The dog had other ideas, he pulled the woman outside. She didn't have a stitch on, I was just watching things bounce around in front of me. All I could think to say was "Have a good day Ma'am", and I turned away and walked back to my package car with a big grin on my face. It took about a year before she would ever answer her door again, I pretended like it never happened.

 

[watdaflock?]

Hopefully her box isn't a hazmat.

 

[clean hairy]

Hopefully her box isn't a hazmat.

Get the Hazmat team out there to check it out!

 

[ups1990]

Did her box look banged up?

Well, you know that you need to get close to the box, one foot slightly ahead off the other......

 

[bleedinbrown58]

@Austin.Was.My.Stalker

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Many years ago we had a driver who is now retired delivering a case of wine to an upscale restaurant. As he was approaching the door the bottom of the box gave way and the bottles of wine smashed all over the sidewalk.

 

[Wally]

I don't get it?

 

[BSWALKS]

I don't get it?

Alcohol abuse

 

[Wally]

Alcohol abuse

So, she was laughing at a drunk?

 

[Billy Ray]

Well, you know that you need to get close to the box, one foot slightly ahead off the other......

Firm grip on opposite sides hips
Get close to your work
Use your Power Zone

 

[Billy Ray]

I was walking up to a front door one morning that had a Chow dog standing in front of it going ballistic at me. He was tied to a regular walking leash, it's handle was looped over the inside door knob. I saw the door crack a few inches, the homeowner tried to pull the dog inside. The dog had other ideas, he pulled the woman outside. She didn't have a stitch on, I was just watching things bounce around in front of me. All I could think to say was "Have a good day Ma'am", and I turned away and walked back to my package car with a big grin on my face. It took about a year before she would ever answer her door again, I pretended like it never happened.

Good thing she didn't let go...... or you might not be telling this story.

I like to think I would have been quick enough to say:

"Oh myyy......"

 

[oldngray]

Good thing she didn't let go...... or you might not be telling this story.

I like to think I would have been quick enough to say:

"Oh myyy......"

 

[Billy Ray]

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I wasn't going for the queer version, but I noticed you jumped all over it.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I wasn't going for the queer version, but I noticed you jumped all over it.

There's only one requirement with using the word "queer". You have to be 50 years old or older.