Funny Messages On Boxes

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by MonavieLeaker, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Anyone ever see any funny messages on boxes? I seen one today that said "Please do not kick punch or puncture this box" Then another sentence that said "Hey we paid big insurance $$$ on this package" :funny:
     
  2. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Active Member

    Do not bend.

    Nothing particularly amusing about the words themselves, except that they always seem to be on the one package with a nice big crease in the middle of it.
     
  3. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    So true lol
     
  4. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    Don't mean to bogart your thread, but as far as funny messages go, this reminded me of the reason for an accident a driver gave when he filled out the report: (We laughed about this for years.....)

    While trying to avoid a 5 pound bee that flew into my package car, I hit the side of a building....
     
  5. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Lawl
     
  6. SoyFish

    SoyFish Member

    I love drawn on arrows. Also one's with "fragile" spelled incorectly.
     
  7. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I love the Vermont Teddy Bear boxes. If you can read this then that means this box is upside down and the bear inside is getting a headache.
     
  8. SoyFish

    SoyFish Member

    ^ Sadly that makes me load the box upright everytime
     
  9. PassYouBy

    PassYouBy Unknown Acrobat

    The boxes that say "THIS SIDE UP" and the shipper puts the label on the bottom of the freaking box!!:happy-very:
     
  10. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    LOL ... believable.
     
  11. old brown shoe

    old brown shoe 30 year driver

    For years I have delivered to a company who gets parts from another company that always has a comic strip out of a newspaper taped to the top of the box.
     
  12. thom1842

    thom1842 New Member

    I've had tons of reused boxes that have orientation arrows printed on the box, and drawn on arrows that face the opposite direction. I guess we should just spin the box as fast as possible?
     
  13. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    In the winter...do not freeze
    in the summer ...keep refridgerated
     
  14. worthlessdriver

    worthlessdriver New Member

    On boxes of wine "Do not deliver to an intoxicated person"
     
  15. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    A few peak seasons ago I delivered one to a house that had this printed in large letters with a magic marker: "BLOWUP DOLL REPAIR KIT". I got a big laugh out of this one.
     
  16. SoyFish

    SoyFish Member

    I smiled :funny:
     
  17. MechanicForBrown

    MechanicForBrown Prblm found,part on order

    There was a re-rapp guy who showed me a package with hand writen delivery instructions on it that said, There is a cadilac in the driveway with the keys over the left front tire, can you please leave package on the drivers seat and then lock up when your done delivery! ...... Some people:slap:
     
  18. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    You forgot about the "airhole ". Those poor teddy bears have to breathe.
     
  19. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    Ahh i see we know who was the reciever of said kit now...
     
  20. wrecker

    wrecker Member

    "YOU BREAK, YOU DIE"

    That one might have broken.