About 20 years ago, I got sent to deliver to the uber-wealthy, upper-crust city of Lake Oswego in a rental van. My helper (a) was never issued a uniform and (b) was a black man. We had the police called on us twice in one evening because "a black guy with a flashlight was running through peoples yards in the dark" according to the cop who pulled us over. The poor guy was having a helluva time getting signatures because no one would open the door for him. I wound up having to give him my jacket and hat so that he wouldnt get shot.
That is the best freaking one I've ever heard.
Officer, I just saw a UPS truck go by and now there's a black guy runing around with packages he is stealing from people. Funny stuff dude.
I'm in ghetto country mostly and people afraid to answer cause they either think I'm THe 5-0 cause I knock on doors like a cop or A burlger. I'm a white guy.
They nervously peak or jump on the door like rambo. like they about to get into a fight.
I'm like, dude I come to give u something, not take u away, LoL.
I'm your Boy, i'm the man with goods in my hand. Hooking ya up so Holler @ ya Boy Yo.
I'm glad to be done with the day and go back to the country, were I live.