New calendar.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Stopher, Nov 21, 2014.

  1. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    Everyone seen the new calendar? Worst one ever. I'm almost embarrassed to hand them out to my customers who love them so. What's up with the stupid outline of the shield around everything? We should put one together that captures real life at big brown.
     
  2. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    I have a hernia scar we can put for January
     
  3. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    My MRI for the bulging discs in my back can be September.
     
  4. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    How bout me tearing into my pt belt sup for being a complete :censored2:?
     
  5. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    A :censored2: PT sup?? The hell you say! lol
     
  6. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    I got dibs for July with my knee replacement scars.
     
  7. CHALLY9TX

    CHALLY9TX Active Member

    Worst one was the single page calendar they gave out a few years ago. Something about being "green". Customers hated them.
     
  8. Shift Inhibit

    Shift Inhibit He who laughs last didn't get it.

    Fishing my diad out of the snow after I went ass over tea kettle walking down icy driveway can be November
     
  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Ups going green...lmao. I turn green every time my alarm go off for work...does that count?
     
  10. MC4YOU2

    MC4YOU2 Yep, not wearing brown anymore

    Jumpers Knee January
    Fallen Arches February
    Repetitive Motion March
    Torn Achilles April
    MRI May
    Jumpseat Quadriceps Crunch June
    Jammed Diad Thumbs July
    Oven Car August
    Skinned Shins September
    Carpal Tunnelosis October
    Arthritis No Relief November
    Disability Check December
     
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  11. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

     
  12. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    Hilarious. That took thought.
     
  13. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    Remember the "purse" theme calender. They were horrible.
     
  14. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    How about me sliding down an icy slope on my ass headed straight for the side of my package car for December?
     
  15. MC4YOU2

    MC4YOU2 Yep, not wearing brown anymore

    How about the Safety Champion sliding under the center manager's desk on his knees. Insert in any month, it's always popular.
     
  16. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    UPS calendars have become irrelevant since they stopped putting the UPS circle of honor drivers and trucks on it.

    My customers can't wait to put up next year's I.E. is OK for UPS 2015 calendar
    Here's August's entry: Logistics doesn't take a vacation, neither will I

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  17. 2015 has a nice,Gumby centerfold....just saying!
     
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  18. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

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