...You work your a** off every day without a comma in your paycheck...
I really like that...
A small sample of my pet peeves -
People that chew with their mouth open.
"Can you take a package?" then waiting 10 minutes while they box it
Customers insisting on opening/using/installing whatever you delivered before they sign
Punks that can't pull their pants up & insist on showing as much underwear as possible
People who's life revolves around "how wasted they were" the night before
15 minutes of commercials on the DVD I PURCHASED SO THERE WOULD BE NO COMMERCIALS!
People who yell at their kids - especially in public places
ex-wives
Paul D - the Anti-Christ - a sup in my center
Paying for extra sweet & sour sauce
Lap dogs (toilet bowl cleaners)
Anyone who drives an H2 or H3
$70,000 "economy cars"
Little packages included in my electronics boxes that say "do not eat this"
Stupid $15,000,000,000 lawsuits for spilling hot coffee in crotch
Constantly wishing I had thought up the hot coffee in crotch lawsuit
Disrespectful children
Shipping Store that calls & complains that I'm late for their pickup, every day, and they never have anything for me to pick up
People that go into "Molasses Mode" when crossing the street, then give you a dirty look
Radio commercials with stupid background music
News promos that state "Major outbreak could kill all life on the planet, we have the solution, story at 11" and it is 4 in the afternoon
TV commercial selling something with expiration date that has already passed
Every single GEICO commercial ever made. Future ones as well
Infomercials.
Anyone who purchases from infomercials