pet peeves

toonertoo

Most Awesome Dog
Staff member
Presidents who want to make my country Socialistic.
OH so much that one, and when you see the same person at a stop every day for like ever, and everytime they ask you if you know some long lost relative that used to work at UPS and you want to tell them yes Ive told you 166 times or so
I knew her I didnt know him, and Im only 50 so I didnt know him. Duh.
And every time she acts like Im being drilled. And if I didnt know them, I dont know Sh**.
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
Ohhh this is a BIG pet peeve!!!

Did you see the pitcher on the wall? PICTURE

Can I ax a question? ASK

Can I bar a dollar? NO!!

I've got a dense appointment today


Jeet Jet?
No? Jew?
Sgo!

(Did you eat yet?
No. Did you?
Let's go?)

Essactly!
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
People who wear sweats or PJ bottoms to court.
Then wonder why the judge busted their a**!

People who use rotten language in front of a kid

People who yell out or snap their fingers at their
waiter

Dorkises who wear their pants too short

When the person you have a mad crush on doesn't know you exist :dissapointed:
 

MechanicForBrown

Prblm found,part on order
Too much perfume on women.


Perfume on men.
A simple solution,,, Stay away from the strip joint!

Presidents who want to make my country Socialistic.
YOUR COUNTRY, no no no, It's my country!! LOL

Feeder "fat" lines.
(We're not all fat!!!)
Whats wrong with the serious GUTS you, I mean some of you guys got goin on? It's a good thing the wheel goes up and forward. Oooohhhhh thats gonna hurt!! Please don't close the hood on the package car I'm working on when you see me! That was a line I got from a Lynma package driver in CDL class when He seen a weathered feeder driver.:funny:
 

Kman845

Well-Known Member
People who consitently order wine on a regular basis and are NEVER home to sign for it.

Another box of wine = Another waste of time.

Why can't tobacco laws apply to alcohol!!!!
 

UPSNewbie

Well-Known Member
People who wear sweats or PJ bottoms to court.
Then wonder why the judge busted their a**!

People who use rotten language in front of a kid

People who yell out or snap their fingers at their
waiter

Dorkises who wear their pants too short

When the person you have a mad crush on doesn't know you exist :dissapointed:

UPS drivers? :funny:
 

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
People that can't put there GD address up at the street and on the house.
People that think we deliver to freaking PO BOX #'s. And then get mad when they don't get their pkgs.
 

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
A simple solution,,, Stay away from the strip joint!

YOUR COUNTRY, no no no, It's my country!! LOL

Whats wrong with the serious GUTS you, I mean some of you guys got goin on? It's a good thing the wheel goes up and forward. Oooohhhhh thats gonna hurt!! Please don't close the hood on the package car I'm working on when you see me! That was a line I got from a Lynma package driver in CDL class when He seen a weathered feeder driver.:funny:
Hey, did you notice that GUTS backwards is STUG. LMAO
 

UPSERNOJ

Well-Known Member
When u have an office mgr that spends his entire day everyday planning out his personal agenda for the year on company time. At the same time, comments on what everyone else is "not doing". PLEASE!
 

rod

Retired 22 years
When u have an office mgr that spends his entire day everyday planning out his personal agenda for the year on company time. At the same time, comments on what everyone else is "not doing". PLEASE!


This shouldn't even be a issue. All they do is answer the phone once in the morning and their boss tells them what they will do that day:puppet:
 

UPSERNOJ

Well-Known Member
This shouldn't even be a issue. All they do is answer the phone once in the morning and their boss tells them what they will do that day:puppet:

After a while it just gets to you. You work your a** off every day without a comma in your paycheck and you have this mgr doing absolutely nothing every day....but in the end, it will catch up to him...
 

Livin the Dream?

Disillusioned UPSer
...You work your a** off every day without a comma in your paycheck...
I really like that...

A small sample of my pet peeves -

People that chew with their mouth open.

"Can you take a package?" then waiting 10 minutes while they box it

Customers insisting on opening/using/installing whatever you delivered before they sign

Punks that can't pull their pants up & insist on showing as much underwear as possible

People who's life revolves around "how wasted they were" the night before

15 minutes of commercials on the DVD I PURCHASED SO THERE WOULD BE NO COMMERCIALS!

People who yell at their kids - especially in public places

ex-wives

Paul D - the Anti-Christ - a sup in my center

Paying for extra sweet & sour sauce

Lap dogs (toilet bowl cleaners)

Anyone who drives an H2 or H3

$70,000 "economy cars"

Little packages included in my electronics boxes that say "do not eat this"

Stupid $15,000,000,000 lawsuits for spilling hot coffee in crotch

Constantly wishing I had thought up the hot coffee in crotch lawsuit

Disrespectful children

Shipping Store that calls & complains that I'm late for their pickup, every day, and they never have anything for me to pick up

People that go into "Molasses Mode" when crossing the street, then give you a dirty look

Radio commercials with stupid background music

News promos that state "Major outbreak could kill all life on the planet, we have the solution, story at 11" and it is 4 in the afternoon

TV commercial selling something with expiration date that has already passed

Every single GEICO commercial ever made. Future ones as well

Infomercials.

Anyone who purchases from infomercials
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Package mechanics hangin around outside gabbin on the cell.



(Kidding, MFB!!!!)



Should never dis a mechanic. Guess I know why my brakes will suddenly fail tonight!!!!
 
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