Silly question

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BurntSienna, May 15, 2015.

  1. BurntSienna

    BurntSienna Member

    What does ANV mean on my paycheck? It says I have 8.00 hrs next to it. Haven't seen that before
     
  2. By The Book

    By The Book Well-Known Member

    I'm thinking anniversary.
     
  3. nystripe96

    nystripe96 Active Member

    It's your floating holiday. No clue what ANV means tho
     
  4. BurntSienna

    BurntSienna Member

    I got a separate direct deposit for 8 hrs. And it was heavily taxed.
     
  5. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    It means it's just enough to go to the ACME store and buy an anvil

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  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    That should be your straight annual paid floating holiday.
     
  7. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    For being straight??
     
  8. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    What disease did cured ham actually have?
     
  9. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Swine flu
     
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  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Hoof in mouth.
     
  11. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
     
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  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 have their business hours posted on the front door?
     
  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Why is it that, no matter what you order, your Chinese take out will be ready in ten minute(s)?
     
  14. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    And why do they have locks on the door?
     
  15. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    So you know when they're open, silly.
     
  16. Knothead

    Knothead WTF?

    Whay are they called apartments when actually they're all squished together?
     
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Why are they called freeways when you have to pay to use them?
     
  18. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
     
  19. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
     
  20. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    Because, they cook everything at about 8000 degrees. Which explains why, you have to wait a half hour after you pick it up to even try to consume it.