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double tap o da horn dooshbag
Ok, so some of my stops have long gravel or dirt driveways that take about 3 min just to roll all the way in to the farmer's front porch. I usually downshift to 2 before i roll in... dont want to beat up my package car that i take home everyday and i dislike swapping workva.s when it needs service, i make the mechanic work on it over the weekend
Add to that, i have to keep my head on a swivel for dogs n kids just in case...
These dogs are running up in front of my grill, running along side and behind me... ugh, makes the time allowance for that one stop to become 6 minutes!
Most of the farm dogs i've encountered are pretty cool though, but i go trough a pound of biscuits every 2 weeks!
Some are cool and will take 1 to 2 then stroll back to the porch, while others are too hyper to leave me alone and ill be like Johnny appleseed, spreading biscuits into the lawn to get them off the driveway
Not fond of poodle or labradoodle bitches, they be cray-cray and vicious
German sheperds, i stay away from as well
This guy didn't want to move out of my way until i hand him his "toll"
The nasty dogs get their parcels stuffed in a mailbox or bagged and tagged beside it, with driver release "other, by mailbox, loose dog danger " to cover my backside.
Ankle biters are just too short, i have to make sure they're clear from my tires. I dont want to be a driver that ran over a dog...