Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by ol'browneye, Jul 20, 2009.

  1. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Ok, we've all done it, especially drivers on rural routes. You have a few minutes of driving between stops and your mind starts wandering and before you know it you are thinking about something totally different than what you started out thinking about! You go from thinking about the baseball game last night to wondering why there is an expiration date on sour cream. It was during one of these periods of mental fartification that I came up with an idea for a new thread!

    I think we all know Steve The UPS Guy is a man of good humor and can take it as well as dish it out! And since he's been given the nickname Stug, I thought we could have a little fun with that name! So through the above mentioned thought process I came up with a stupid little game called "STUGSTITUTIONS".

    Take any song title, line from a song, or old saying and substitute the name Stug for any word in that line. Kinda like this:

    Shot through the Stug and you're to blame, you give love a bad name.

    I've got Stugs in low places...

    Stug me, Stug me, STUG! STUG!

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him Stug.

    A Stug in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Stug happens!

    Ok now see what kind of stupid stug, I mean stuff, you can come up with!
    And yes Stug, you can play too!:peaceful:
  2. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Stugilicious................ ok it is what I could come up with on the spur of the moment!:surprised:
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I'm too stuggy for my pants.

    Excuse me while I stug the sky.

    Born under a bad sign,
    if it wasn't for bad stug,
    I wouldn't have no stug at all.

    We are the stugions - my friends
    And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
    We are the stugions -
    We are the stugions
    No time for losers
    'Cause we are the stugions - of the world -
  4. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    Stugging on a park bench
    Eyeing little girls with bad intent
    Stug is running out his nose
    Greasy fingers smearing stuggy clothes
  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    STUGGED starring Ashton Kutcher.
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  7. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    "Stug Don't Stare"
  8. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Get the Stug picture. ooooh a double entendre :surprised:
  9. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    you don't stug on superman's cape
    you don't spit into my mug
    you don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger
    and you don't mess around with STUG

    (apologies to Jim Croce)
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    that song "truckin'" by the grateful dead: just substitute "stuggin'" for "truckin" in the title and every where it appears in the song.
    Last edited: Jul 21, 2009
  11. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    I can see Huey lewis singing "Stug with you" or elvis singing dunt....dunt... "Stug on you"
  12. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Stug... , Stug ... Stug of the jungle. friend to you and me.

    Stug....., Stug ....Stug of the jungle. watch out for that tree
  13. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Hey there , Stuggie girl, swinging down the street so fancy free
  14. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    If you're goin to Stug Franciso, be sure to weEAARrrr some flowers in your hair.

    I could get to 2000 posts doing this
  15. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Seriously, a song with one syllable can be stugged

    examples from the beatles song catalogue:

    All my stugging
    All you need is Stug
    Baby you're a rich stug
    Stugged in the USSR
    Stug Tripper
    I'll follow the Stug
    Let it Stug
    This Stug (ringo's theme)
    Stug and Shout
  16. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Hey there , Stuggie girl, swinging down the street so fancy free
  17. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    See what you have gone and done! You've created a stugster. :surprised:
  18. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Stugshine on my shoulders - John Denver

    Good morning Stugshine - Oliver

    Ain't no Stugshine, when she's gone ?

    Stug - a - lug based on Chug-a-lug by ?????hmm the guy who did king of the road -Roger ???
  19. OldUPSDriver

    OldUPSDriver New Member

    Roger Miller
  20. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    thank you!