Taking massive stinkies in the truck?

[rod]

Damn - I can't believe some of the pigs who drive for UPS. I bet this same dude s his pants at home rather than head for the bathroom.

 

[ExizFed]

Damn - I can't believe some of the pigs who drive for UPS. I bet this same dude *s his pants at home rather than head for the bathroom.

Little to much don't you think?

 

[yadig]

I hoped to forget the times my ass volcano erupted... once had to march into WalMart on a rural route with a pants full, bought some wipes and navy blue sweat pants.
Horrible feeling.

You need to down size on the butt plug. With exercise the rectum muscle it may tighten up

 

[UnionStrong]

You need to down size on the butt plug. With exercise the rectum muscle it may tighten up

No sht! Right? Pun intended

 

[UnionStrong]

You need to down size on the butt plug. With exercise the rectum muscle it may tighten up

Do some keegles, women use those to tighten the vachine! If not surgery can tighten up that sphincter! Stop catching and do some pitching!

 

[UnionStrong]

I hoped to forget the times my ass volcano erupted... once had to march into WalMart on a rural route with a pants full, bought some wipes and navy blue sweat pants.
Horrible feeling.

Lay off the giant shlongs

 

[Operational needs]

Do some keegles, women use those to tighten the vachine! If not surgery can tighten up that sphincter! Stop catching and do some pitching!

WTH is a vachine?

 

[UnionStrong]

WTH is a vachine?

Lmao

 

[Code 82 Approved]

Those packages found in the ravine? It was his usual massive stinky spot. Popped the back door and the boxes accidentally fell out on top of his previous stinkies!

 

[Indecisi0n]

This thread makes me have to poop.

 

[vantexan]

This thread makes me have to poop.

happens.

 

[Indecisi0n]

happens.

It’s happening

 

[Fred's Myth]

It’s happening

How much do you weigh?
















In case you fall in, Fire & Rescue will need to know how much to dip back out!

 

[Indecisi0n]

How much do you weigh?
















In case you fall in, Fire & Rescue will need to know how much to dip back out!

Before or after the poo ?

 

[Fred's Myth]

Before or after the poo ?

That’s like asking how much of an ice cube is water!!

 

[Indecisi0n]

That’s like asking how much of an ice cube is water!!

At least 75%

 

[vantexan]

WTH is a vachine?

The life support system for the vagina. Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[Lates]

It happens sometimes the sudden urge hits. Feeling the sweat bead on your forehead grabbing your belt yanking it off cause nothing can be in the way when you run in the nearest gas station. Then realizing the five minute drive is to far but my pick up closes in 15 if I go straight to it may have something running out my pants leg. I threw it in a trash can after triple bagging out the window is crappy move. And hope it never happens to me again.

 

[myback]

USPS tubs are very useful

 

[Wally]

Best: Peeing in bottles

Worst: Pooping in DR bags

Ahhhh, ok...