Bro, you've been killing it in this thread, but I have to stop you here. Don't you know that those young executives sign 30-year contracts to be Executives? That's right - even after all that success, they couldn't leave the company even if they wanted to.
Seriously though, this thread is rather incredible. On the one hand, once I punch in, you guys are my bros. But once I punch out, like.....really? Don't tell me you believe this tripe you're spitting back out. Tell me you guys aren't out there telling Wal-Mart workers to strike strike strike, then you drive home in your $30K car to your $500K house and sleep in your $2K bed, etc. (And in this instance, it's probably worse to be a hypocrite than to be a horrible financial manager.)
I've seen it said that people feel they're "worth every penny they make" - Really? And what do you think these CEO's making $10 million/year think? Have you ever known a co-worker,
in your lifetime, to go to the Boss and ask for a pay decrease (while having the same work/duties)? Or offer to give back a percentage of their check because they didn't work hard enough? Of course not. Everyone always feels they're either underpaid or paid about what they deserve--including CEOs of $80 billion companies, like ours.
As far as UPS drivers, specifically--it's not about what you feel you're worth, it's about what you can prove. And if you can't go jump to another company and immediately make $90k/year to start, then guess what? You aren't worth $90k. You shouldn't just be thanking your lucky stars to get paid what you do - you should be building an anatomically-correct, anthropomorphic statue dedicated to UPS, and spend at least 5 minutes a day fellating it.
And on that note, ta-ta. Killer job BTW Bagels.