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What does UPS get in return for sponsoring a race car?
God, I'd hate to see the list that driver has to follow...
God, I'd hate to see the list that driver has to follow...
What does UPS get in return for sponsoring a race car?
Danica Patrick?? Put UPS sponsorship on the side of Ashley Force`s car.
She`s well spoken,popular,and makes Danica look like a boy.
What about sponsoring the truck series, Craftsman is done at the end of this year. I don't know what Nationwide paid to sponsor the Busch series but I bet we could get the trucks for a reasonable amount. Being the series sponsor offers many more opportunities than car sponsorship!
They could change the caution flag to brown and start calling the wrecks FUC@ UPS! All the races would start 30 minutes late but be expected to make up that time on track by skipping pit stops. If you did have to pit, any time spent on pit row would be deducted from your winnings. The crew chiefs would be required to call the drivers on the radio every few minutes to ask 'em how many laps they had left. The whole series would have to run retreads and regular unleaded. Winners circle would have one 6 pack of K-Cola to be shared by the winning team. The national anthem would be sung by somebody famouses brothers cousins sister. If you wrecked at all, even if it wasn't your fault, you'd be black flagged. Top prize would be an AMEX card loaded with brownie points. Any body got any other ideas?
They could change the caution flag to brown and start calling the wrecks FUC@ UPS! All the races would start 30 minutes late but be expected to make up that time on track by skipping pit stops. If you did have to pit, any time spent on pit row would be deducted from your winnings. The crew chiefs would be required to call the drivers on the radio every few minutes to ask 'em how many laps they had left. The whole series would have to run retreads and regular unleaded. Winners circle would have one 6 pack of K-Cola to be shared by the winning team. The national anthem would be sung by somebody famouses brothers cousins sister. If you wrecked at all, even if it wasn't your fault, you'd be black flagged. Top prize would be an AMEX card loaded with brownie points. Any body got any other ideas?
They could change the caution flag to brown and start calling the wrecks FUC@ UPS! All the races would start 30 minutes late but be expected to make up that time on track by skipping pit stops. If you did have to pit, any time spent on pit row would be deducted from your winnings. The crew chiefs would be required to call the drivers on the radio every few minutes to ask 'em how many laps they had left. The whole series would have to run retreads and regular unleaded. Winners circle would have one 6 pack of K-Cola to be shared by the winning team. The national anthem would be sung by somebody famouses brothers cousins sister. If you wrecked at all, even if it wasn't your fault, you'd be black flagged. Top prize would be an AMEX card loaded with brownie points. Any body got any other ideas?
Danica has that wholesome, girl next door look while Ashley...
[SIZE=-1][SIZE=-1]Among the hot but unconfirmed rumors making the rounds in the Sprint Cup garage this week are that Richard Childress Racing will land UPS as a sponsor for Clint Bowyer’s #07 Chevrolet. Multiple sources indicated that Bowyer’s car was the favorite to take the sponsorship over from Michael Waltrip Racing and David Reutimann. One source close to the negotiations said RCR initially offered UPS #31-Jeff Burton, 41, but the delivery company wanted a younger driver with whom it could create a long-term identity and Bowyer is just 29. Burton, instead, will be sponsored next year by Caterpillar.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
Ok here's the buzz.....RCR and Ryan Newman will announce a new team venture sponsered by UPS during the weekend of the Allstate 400 (aka Brickyard).
Or then again maybe not........