Who else here had gas turn BAD

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by hellfire, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    in attempt to impress some dudes at a auto repair shop on route today i tried a little to hard to gas them out before leaving, and,, well you know the rest. I had to dispose of my unmentionables and had that 'unfresh ' feeling all day... Anyone else know the feeling?
     
  2. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    But, were they impressed?
     
  3. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    Dear sir,, i gained some respect today,, some serious respect..........
     
  4. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Are you trying to say you crapped your pants??
     
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I come to Brown Cafe for the scintillating conversations.
     
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    And you settle for :censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2:ty ones.
     
  7. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I don't know about you but some of these threads just really suck lately.
     
  8. rod

    rod retired and happy

    serves you right---I hope it was a 100 degrees for you today
     
  9. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

  10. Leftinbuilding

    Leftinbuilding Active Member

    Classy post. Something we are all interested in I am sure.
     
  11. Bad Gas!

    Bad Gas! Active Member

    I know a thing or two about Bad Gas..I've done a UT (underware toss) a time or two in my 30 years of driving..Sometimes you have to be careful..
     
  12. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I have also I was on leastbests route a long time ago when it happened.
     
  13. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Don't have to worry about that going commando.
     
  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    My best friend had this happen to him one day on route he called his father to tell him what happened. First words out of his dads mouth when he picked up the phone. "you'll never trust a fart again will you". Kind of freaked him out to this day no clue how he knew.
     
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    No but trust me depending on how bad the gas is sometimes u wish you weren't commando.
     
  16. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    The funny joke in package was to do it in another guys package car just as you leave. Extra points if you can slam the bulkhead door behind you.
     
  17. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    So you tried to impress some guys by crapping your pants. Hope your better with the ladies !!!

    Next time just catch the fart and throw it in there face !!! Its called a Buttercup !!!
     
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I :censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2: myself before.
     
  19. Packmule

    Packmule Well-Known Member

    You know what they say: once you are over 30, you can't trust a fart.
     
  20. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member


    Not the first one after lunch anyway !