Worst pickup lines ever...

[Billy Ray]

If a guy ever used that on me, I would just get up and walk away.

Still laughing, OMG

 

[Operational needs]

LMAO

Seriously. Something like that doesn't even deserve a response.

 

[Billy Ray]

Seriously. Something like that doesn't even deserve a response.

more laughter

please stop........

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[bleedinbrown58]

It's really sad that some women are so shallow that the sight of a Visa platinum card would seal the interest.

No more shallow than a guy who thinks his pecker size is going to seal the deal. Pleeeease.....a foot long is useless to me when it only last thru the commercial break. Strap it back to your thigh, and go home to yank it youself.

 

[Future]

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Thats the old Kentucky stand by line!!!!

 

[Operational needs]

No more shallow than a guy who thinks his pecker size is going to seal the deal. Pleeeease.....a foot long is useless to me when it only last thru the commercial break. Strap it back to your thigh, and go home to yank it youself.

This is true also.

 

[Future]

This is true also.

My bad ....sorry lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Thats the old Kentucky stand by line!!!!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I'm gonna post a video that is both funny and inappropriate....I'll take it down in a couple of minutes. Watch it fast.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[Billy Ray]

Not mainstream pop, LOL

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Not mainstream pop, LOL

She's a comedienne.....she is funny as hell.

 

[Turdferguson]

Do you have a little Irish in you? Would you like to have a lot?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Home video?

 

[Turdferguson]

Was your daddy a meat burglar? Cause someone stole two hams and put them in the back of your pants.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

This is true also.

Baby, I'll last longer than a white crayon...

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Home video?

Lol of course. I took it down before it got reported.