12 Days of UPS Xmas

[Catatonic]

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
one little helper only 4ft 3

On the second day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the third day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fourth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
4 Piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fifth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the sixth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the seventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eighth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
8 Cut routes
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the ninth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the tenth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
12 hour days
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

Can we cut to the chase here ... did you get the packages picked up and delivered?

 

[Wally]

friend*, tough crowd!

Don't take it personally. We can't handle big words, prose, or anything longer than one quick DR- Garage stop!

 

[scooby0048]

Merry Xmas friend*ers!!!

 

[Operational needs]

Merry Xmas friend*ers!!!

Scooby in the house! Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
one little helper only 4ft 3

On the second day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the third day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fourth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
4 Piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the fifth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4ft 3

On the sixth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the seventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eighth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
8 Cut routes
7 bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the ninth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the tenth day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
12 hour days
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

Wait @Big Arrow Down...D is a helper now?

 

[Brownslave688]

Scooby in the house! Lol.

Looks like I made the same short joke twice.

 

[scooby0048]

Looks like I made the same short joke twice.

Never gets old!

 

[Brownslave688]

Never gets old!

He’s probably shrunk a little since then too. So closer to true this year.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Wait @Big Arrow Down...D is a helper now?

Only 2 years apart.

 

[scooby0048]

Merry Xmas to all the extended BC family

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Merry Xmas to all the extended BC family

Don't start being nice or I'm putting you on ignore

 

[scooby0048]

Don't start being nice or I'm putting you on ignore

IN 3, 2, 1,....

Merry Xmas to you too!

 

[542thruNthru]

Merry Xmas to all the extended BC family

Ok you wrote these, we get it!

 

[Indecisi0n]

IN 3, 2, 1,....

Merry Xmas to you too!

Merry Xmas Steve .

 

[Air Recovery]

I love how the piss bottles go rotten but the fries dont

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

@scooby0048 do want a pat on the head and a tummy rub for being a good boy?

 

[scooby0048]

Ok you wrote these, we get it!
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@scooby0048 do want a pat on the head and a tummy rub for being a good boy?

I just didn't want to start another new Xmas thread like moreluck does for every friggin occasion.

 

[Heavy Package]

Yet another one of my posts taken down. And it was a good one too.

 

[trickpony1]

Yet another one of my posts taken down. And it was a good one too.

It must be your turn in the barrel?

 

[UPSjedi41]

On the first day of Christmas
my on car supe gave to me:
12 hour days
11 Over 70s
10 Extra stops
9 Broken promises
8 Cut routes
7 Bitching loaders
6 Warning letters
5 Rules of backing
4 Rotten piss bottles
3 French Fries
2 Driver follow ups
and one little helper only 4 foot 3

This was mine


On the 12th day of peak UPS gave to me


12 misloads a finding

11 airs a running

10 preloaders sucking

9 TVs breaking

8 packages leaking

70 hour work weeks

6 Sup’s a screaming

5 sets of tires!

4 late air

3 mattresses

No RDO

And a helper not showing up