2020 Presidential Updates

[Old Man Jingles]

So its funny. I was sitting here watching the Live Election map, and Trump has 69% in Virginia, Biden has less than 29%, and theyve called it for Biden LOL


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Nothing suspicious here...

Republican run precincts are run much better report earlier.
Democrat run precincts are the ones showing up on the news all the time as all mucked up.

In Georgia, Fulton County, a Democrat stronghold, is always the last to report.

 

[JJinVA]

Dudes. You know what would make me shizz my pants laughing? If all the while we're sitting here watching the election results, and the Feds are kicking in the door at Biden HQ's arresting him for pedophilia LOLOL

omg Id have to go ROFL on the interstate and just laugh while the cars ran over me

 

[El Correcto]

It looks to be a toss up at least. The experts are already trying to make excuses about why they were wrong about a Biden landslide.

Not a toss up at all. Trump is going to win!

 

[El Correcto]

Imagine corrupting the voting system this much by taking advantage of a virus pandemic and still losing. Sad!

 

[El Correcto]

Also Doug Jones

 

[It will be fine]

Also * Doug Jones

I’m sure you would have preferred Roy “I date 14 year olds” Moore, but even the people of Alabama thought that was too far to the right.

 

[El Correcto]

I’m sure you would have preferred Roy “I date 14 year olds” Moore, but even the people of Alabama thought that was too far to the right.

 

[El Correcto]

I’m sure you would have preferred Roy “I date 14 year olds” Moore, but even the people of Alabama thought that was too far to the right.

The next 12 years of your life are going to be so sad, I’ll pray for you fren.

 

[It will be fine]

The next 12 years of your life are going to be so sad, I’ll pray for you fren.

I’m a rich white man, I’ll be fine. I would prefer a functioning democracy that has a government responsive to the entire population.

 

[El Correcto]

I’m a rich white man, I’ll be fine. I would prefer a functioning democracy that has a government responsive to the entire population.

I’m glad you’re now identifying as a man, you go girl.

 

[JJinVA]

What if Trump wins Cali. OMG. If he does dude....

Im gonna dip my balls in paint and go leave nut-prints all over my neighbors windshield. Theyre pro-Trump, Im just too lazy to go do it to a Biden supporters car. Plus its cold

 

[El Correcto]

What if Trump wins Cali. OMG. If he does dude....

Im gonna dip my balls in paint and go leave nut-prints all over my neighbors windshield. Theyre pro-Trump, Im just too lazy to go do it to a Biden supporters car. Plus its cold

California is going Red regardless, blood in the streets tonight for sure.

 

[JJinVA]

California is going Red regardless, blood in the streets tonight for sure.

Id say becareful out there tomorrow driving. Might be some low-IQ types blocking interstates trying to rob UPS and FedEx drivers since all the stores will be boarded up.

"Expect the unexpected"
"Leave yourself an out"

And if you feel like your life is in danger, turn that buddy* into a 12,000lb battering ram

 

[It will be fine]

We still have Nancy, so at least we know nothing of substance will happen over the next 4 years. If Joe loses I’m blaming Kamala.

 

[El Correcto]

We still have Nancy, so at least we know nothing of substance will happen over the next 4 years. If Joe loses I’m blaming Kamala.

Nancy Pelosi dies of a ruptured anus tonight after Trump claims victory.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Id say becareful out there tomorrow driving. Might be some low-IQ types blocking interstates trying to rob UPS and FedEx drivers since all the stores will be boarded up.

"Expect the unexpected"
"Leave yourself an out"

And if you feel like your life is in danger, turn that buddy* into a 12,000lb battering ram

No trump supporter better try stopping my truck.

 

[El Correcto]

No trump supporter better try stopping my truck.

Omg Texas is purple!!!! How wil lDrumph ever recover!!

 

[JJinVA]

No trump supporter better try stopping my truck.

Dont worry, they'll all be at work

 

[JJinVA]

We still have Nancy, so at least we know nothing of substance will happen over the next 4 years. If Joe loses I’m blaming Kamala.

Dude. Blame Joe. The democrats picked an AWFUL candidate to run for President. If they had picked that one pretty lady (never knew her name cause I didnt care too), she would have had a fighting chance

 

[PT Car Washer]

Dont worry, they'll all be at work

You call trapping Opossums for Sunday dinner work? Okay then.